'Merica: YOU ARE SO GAY!

[Nice Squirrel]

It's official. The 14th Amendment prohibits laws prohibiting gay marriage!

FREEDOM!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Excellent. Our cunning plan is working perfectly.

Soon we'll be able to marry our dogs as we've been wanting to all along.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Excellent. Our cunning plan is working perfectly.

Soon we'll be able to marry our dogs as we've been wanting to all along.

Well, with the Slippery Slope syndrome, it'll soon be easy to marry our dogs in incestuous polygamous ceremonies, including three genders, five species and one family tree.

Oh, and pedophilia will be a right soon after that.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

Four dissents and they all read like sour grapes.

Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms?

Dear Justice Scalia:
I would say all Americans believe that who we chose to be intimate with and what god we chose to worship are OUR business. Jerk.

ETA: Many of my friends are calling for his impeachment over this statement.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

"They (the gays) have been able to travel freely around the country, making their homes where they please. Far from being incarcerated or physically restrained, (the gay) petitioners have been left alone to order their lives as they see fit."

Clarence Thomas, do you not see the same thing could be said about the civil rights of African Americans in 1960?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh, give them their whiny, passive aggressive bitching.

It's hard to get slapped in the face with the realization that the world has left you behind and that your positions make you the bad guy. They need time to process and it's always healthy to vent.

 

[Earl IV]

In other news, bible thumper's heads are exploding [emoji106]


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[ideologyhunter]

Rampant hypocrisy on Scalia's part. He's had a saucy poodle mistress for over ten years now.

 

[4321lynx]

So, they (the ??10%) are normal and 'accepted' and can marry, if they want to, in every State of the Union. Now can we please have an end to 'Gay Pride' parades? Just start living normally for Chrissakes, like the rest of us.

 

[Bacillus anthracis]

So when is Satan showing up? It's only a matter of time, right?

1. He'll appear in the sky over San Francisco, raise a giant horn in his giant furry hoof. Then he'll blow into it and the San Andreas fault will crack open, letting all the denizens of Hell burst forth shrieking, etc.

2. The land will just crack open, there will be a dramatic pause, and then Satan will come charging out, with all his minions behind him.

I'm pretty sure that's what we're looking at now.

Or maybe now that this issue is resolved, people will get over it in a couple of years, and life will just stumble along like it always has.

Oh, and hey, France and Germany and the rest of you socially ass-backward European nations that don't allow full same-sex marriage rights--get with it!

Hahahaha!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

So, they (the ??10%) are normal and 'accepted' and can marry, if they want to, in every State of the Union. Now can we please have an end to 'Gay Pride' parades? Just start living normally for Chrissakes, like the rest of us.

Ya, fuck you guys and your millions of tourist dollars. Keep your cash at home and out of our businesses! Just because you're all normal and accepted doesn't mean you need to start contributing to the economy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Now can we please have an end to 'Gay Pride' parades?

I don't think 'Gay Pride' is about the right to marry.

I remember when we were growing up, my sister would complain about the noises i'd make in the back seat on long car trips. Rub my nose while making squishy sounds in my mouth, or pop knuckles, belch, fart, try to make my nose whistle while I breathed (or just whistle, faking that it was out of my nose). Anything to get her to look like she was about to puke.

Mom pointed out that I was only doing it because of her reaction, so if she didn't protest, i'd probably stop.

When the anti-gay crowd stops protesting gay events and just acts the same way they do on Jewish Holidays or Columbus Day or the anniversary of Grace Hopper's Birthday ("Huh? What? That was today?") the events will quickly lose that 'taboo' panache.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Four dissents and they all read like sour grapes.

Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms?

Dear Justice Scalia:
I would say all Americans believe that who we chose to be intimate with and what god we chose to worship are OUR business. Jerk.

ETA: Many of my friends are calling for his impeachment over this statement.

Yeah, Scalia needs to get the fuck off of the bench. God damn piece of paper corporation has a right to religious freedom (which is fucking spirituality!) but human beings that have difference sexual persuasion don't?!

 

[Mumbles]

Win!

 

[ronburgundy]

Four dissents and they all read like sour grapes.

Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms?

Dear Justice Scalia:
I would say all Americans believe that who we chose to be intimate with and what god we chose to worship are OUR business. Jerk.

ETA: Many of my friends are calling for his impeachment over this statement.

Perhaps if "intimacy" were framed as ""the right to fuck any kind of gun you want", Scalia might grasp why it is an important freedom.

 

[ronburgundy]

So, they (the ??10%) are normal and 'accepted' and can marry, if they want to, in every State of the Union. Now can we please have an end to 'Gay Pride' parades? Just start living normally for Chrissakes, like the rest of us.

When people stop showing the kind of biased vitriol toward gays that is evident in your post, that is when gays can "start living normally".

Parades are pretty damn "normal". All types of people have them for all types of reasons, and most of them are rather "flamboyant", including Easter and Christmas parades. Do you get so upset at all parades?

 

[4321lynx]

So, they (the ??10%) are normal and 'accepted' and can marry, if they want to, in every State of the Union. Now can we please have an end to 'Gay Pride' parades? Just start living normally for Chrissakes, like the rest of us.

When people stop showing the kind of biased vitriol toward gays that is evident in your post, that is when gays can "start living normally".

Parades are pretty damn "normal". All types of people have them for all types of reasons, and most of them are rather "flamboyant", including Easter and Christmas parades. Do you get so upset at all parades?

LMFAO. Forgot those folk are so sensitive.

 

[Achwienichtig]

I've been reading conservative comments on news articles, and it's now clear to me. Every single civilization that has ever failed went into decline immediately after legalizing gay stuff. Greece failed because of gays. Rome failed because of gays. Babylon failed because of gays. The Shang Dynasty failed because of gays. The Aztecs? It was the gays. The Maya: gays. Need I go on?

In fact, no other sin has ever led to the decline of a nation. I just want you all to realize that shit is going to go down, because this is the only sin that God is interested in punishing a nation for.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

When people stop showing the kind of biased vitriol toward gays that is evident in your post, that is when gays can "start living normally".

Parades are pretty damn "normal". All types of people have them for all types of reasons, and most of them are rather "flamboyant", including Easter and Christmas parades. Do you get so upset at all parades?

LMFAO. Forgot those folk are so sensitive.

It's not being "sensitive" to condemn bigotry and hatred. It's being "normal".

 

[Derec]

I've been reading conservative comments on news articles, and it's now clear to me. Every single civilization that has ever failed went into decline immediately after legalizing gay stuff. Greece failed because of gays. Rome failed because of gays. Babylon failed because of gays. The Shang Dynasty failed because of gays. The Aztecs? It was the gays. The Maya: gays. Need I go on?

In fact, no other sin has ever led to the decline of a nation. I just want you all to realize that shit is going to go down, because this is the only sin that God is interested in punishing a nation for.

Forgetting Sodom and Gomorrah? Just today a caller into a radio show rambled something about how what caused S&G to get destroyed is that they passed a law legalizing gay marriage and now the same is going to happen to us now.

Of course, Billy Graham's wife Ruth said something like that a while ago: “If God doesn’t punish America, He’ll have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.”

Oh, and who can forget to mention Jack Chick.