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Thanks, hurtinbuckaroo!
Here we go...
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Thanks, hurtinbuckaroo!
Here we go...
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Three things to look for when trying to determine whether or not a cow is sacred:
- Is the cow's coat smooth and shiny, free of all blemish?
- Are the cow's hoofs well groomed and free of cracks and other imperfections?
- Can the cow levitate unassisted and hover over other animals?
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Double Dip
Dude. It's just a fairy tale. Cats can't play fiddles either.
Dude. It's just a fairy tale. Cats can't play fiddles either.
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"I've got to hang up now. We've got cows."
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"I told you to stay away from the Balls!"
"Balls! Bulls! Who can tell the difference?"
"Balls! Bulls! Who can tell the difference?"
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"Cannonballlllllll!"
Animal Planet does WWE.
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It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's super cow!
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WINNERS Many good ones, but these two tied!
Well done ALL! The one posting first takes it away!
Well done ALL! The one posting first takes it away!
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Well it was time to get out the ol' lawnmower for the first mowing of spring anyway...
The American embargo against Cuba forced the islanders to use their ingenuity to keep their 1950's vintage lawn equipment running.
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Well it was time to get out the ol' lawnmower for the first mowing of spring anyway...
The cadillac of lown mowers - so powerful it can even skim the crud off of concrete!
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Cadillac's first attempt to build a flying drone never got off the ground.
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Magikarp uses splash!...It's not very effective...
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"It's under the minimum size; throw it back."
"Luca Brasi sleeps inside the fishes."
"We're gonna need a bigger cooler."
"It's under the minimum size; throw it back."
"Luca Brasi sleeps inside the fishes."
"We're gonna need a bigger cooler."
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Having attempted to play "Dixie" on it and finding some of its notes noticeably flat, Cooter demonstrates the correct way to tuna fish.