David Cameron - Sex With a Pig's Head?

[Cheerful Charlie]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...meron-accused-of-sex-act-with-a-dead-pig.html

If you think US politics is mean, nasty and bizarre, England is putting us all to shame.

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PORKER

09.21.15 7:26 AM ET

David Cameron Accused of Sex Act With a Dead Pig

The prime minister is now facing a ‘Bae of Pigs’ crisis, after a new book alleges he had carnal knowledge of a dead pig.

LONDON — “I did not have sexual relations with that pig.”
The prime minister is now facing a ‘Bae of Pigs’ crisis, after a new book alleges he had carnal knowledge of a dead pig.

LONDON — “I did not have sexual relations with that pig.”

It’s not the sort of denial any world leader wants to make, and Prime Minister David Cameron has yet to respond to allegations that he once inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act, allegedly took place during the initiation for a debauched and secretive society at the University of Oxford. The lurid details are described in an extraordinary, unauthorized biography of the British prime minister written by the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party.

Downing Street has refused to comment on the alleged indiscretion, which is being described as his “Bae of Pigs” crisis on Twitter.



It’s not the sort of denial any world leader wants to make, and Prime Minister David Cameron has yet to respond to allegations that he once inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

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Finally, English politics becomes as entertaining as US politics.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

For a minute there, I thought this was an episode of Black Mirror...

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

I suspect this will all eventually shine a spotlight on English University secret societies and what is going on in these things. And what politicians belonged to what societies. And you though Skull and Crossbones was degenerate. Orgies, drugs, heavy drinking and bizarre initiation stunts. Wheeeee! Hell Fire clubs make a comeback!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

You guys are a bunch of sick and disgusting bigots and you make me want to vomit.

Some people are simply born with a sexual attraction to pigs heads. They're not harming anyone and they're just consenting adults doing what they want with their own bodies. Stop oppressing them.

 

[barbos]

I thought that was an old news, last year or something, what happened?

 

[Derec]

I thought that was an old news, last year or something, what happened?

He won in a landslide in the recent elections. I suspect it's been dragged up because of these Panama papers.

 

[whichphilosophy]

I thought that was an old news, last year or something, what happened?

He won in a landslide in the recent elections. I suspect it's been dragged up because of these Panama papers.

In the General election he gained only 0.5% votes while Labour gained 1.5% votes. Largest gains were the UKIP and largest loss were the Social Democrats. The UK has a first past the post system no proportional representation. Cameron's share of the vote was 36.9% far lower than previous Conservative governments.
His interaction with Pigs head is possibly the most notable thing he has done to date.

 

[Canard DuJour]

He's now ready to talk about it.

 

[whichphilosophy]

He's now ready to talk about it.

I don't know about the pig's head but he certainly made a pig's ear out of immigration issues.

 

[barbos]

I see, it's his lame attempt of deflection from his tax dodging activities.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

For a minute there, I thought this was an episode of Black Mirror...

Yes, this is the sequel, where they use the other end of the pig.

In episode III, they're going to make bacon.

 

[ronburgundy]

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act ....

Far more bizarre than the act itself is that it might be illegal. How can sticking your salami into some ham be a crime?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act ....

Far more bizarre than the act itself is that it might be illegal. How can sticking your salami into some ham be a crime?

Well, if somebody ate the pig later, there could be a small fine for the improper handling of food.

 

[ronburgundy]

Far more bizarre than the act itself is that it might be illegal. How can sticking your salami into some ham be a crime?

Well, if somebody ate the pig later, there could be a small fine for the improper handling of food.

Not sure if "handling" is the correct verb.

 

[arkirk]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...meron-accused-of-sex-act-with-a-dead-pig.html

If you think US politics is mean, nasty and bizarre, England is putting us all to shame.

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PORKER

09.21.15 7:26 AM ET

David Cameron Accused of Sex Act With a Dead Pig

The prime minister is now facing a ‘Bae of Pigs’ crisis, after a new book alleges he had carnal knowledge of a dead pig.

LONDON — “I did not have sexual relations with that pig.”
The prime minister is now facing a ‘Bae of Pigs’ crisis, after a new book alleges he had carnal knowledge of a dead pig.

LONDON — “I did not have sexual relations with that pig.”

It’s not the sort of denial any world leader wants to make, and Prime Minister David Cameron has yet to respond to allegations that he once inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act, allegedly took place during the initiation for a debauched and secretive society at the University of Oxford. The lurid details are described in an extraordinary, unauthorized biography of the British prime minister written by the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party.

Downing Street has refused to comment on the alleged indiscretion, which is being described as his “Bae of Pigs” crisis on Twitter.



It’s not the sort of denial any world leader wants to make, and Prime Minister David Cameron has yet to respond to allegations that he once inserted his penis into the mouth of a dead pig.

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Finally, English politics becomes as entertaining as US politics.

So just which pig did you have sex with David? Did you think that Clinton's assertion that oral sex was not regular sexual relations could apply in your case? That is true, David. It's not regular...especially with that pig or any other pig, alive or dead! What else would you do for the approval of your peers?

 

[ronburgundy]

You can pork your wife, and you can eat your pork.
But don't pork your pork, or eat your wife.

Someone check his stool for his wife's wedding ring.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Pig heads, pig heads
Roly-poly pigheads........

 

[bilby]

Well, if somebody ate the pig later, there could be a small fine for the improper handling of food.

Not sure if "handling" is the correct verb.

Cockling can't be right either; that is the act of collecting various (chiefly marine) bivalve mollusks of the family Cardiidae.

 

[Valjean]

The bizarre, and possibly illegal act, allegedly took place during the initiation for a debauched and secretive society at the University of Oxford. The lurid details are described in an extraordinary, unauthorized biography of the British prime minister written by the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party.

Why would such an act be illegal?

 

[whichphilosophy]

You can pork your wife, and you can eat your pork.
But don't pork your pork, or eat your wife.

Someone check his stool for his wife's wedding ring.

A bestial cannibal could.