laughing dog
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Cruz is giving up for now (http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/03/ted-cruz-suspends-campaign.html). I, for one, am thankful his god works in mysterious ways.
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Cruz admits reality and suspends his campaign for the Republican Presidential Nomination
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Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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I wonder how Carly Fiorina is feeling.
Jason Harvestdancer
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I think the loser of Indiana should quit the race, yes.
laughing dog
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One would think she would be used to that feeling by now.
hurtinbuckaroo
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Hopefully she's feeling that she should never run for office again.
fast
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I heard she fell off a stage, steps, or something, but she didn't seem to be in pain.
Cheerful Charlie
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Ding Dong the witch is dead! Well one of them any way.
Colonel Sanders
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It's great that the slimy fuck is gone. But that means Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for President. I haven't been this embarrassed for the country since the days of Dubbya/Cheney.
It's really going to happen and the world is going to watch. The red states are truly the American Republic of Dumbfuckistan.
It's really going to happen and the world is going to watch. The red states are truly the American Republic of Dumbfuckistan.
He should be forced to carry it to full term even though it's dead.
Jason Harvestdancer
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If Trump does win, perhaps the blue states should consider secession.
Derec
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You mean both of them?
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Stolen from Samantha Bee or did you think of it independently?
You mean both of them?
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Stolen from Samantha Bee or did you think of it independently?
I thought of it independently, but probably a thousand other people did, too.
T.G.G. Moogly
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Couldn't happen to a better guy. Cruz is the slime that grows on slime.
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We survived 8 years of W, at a bad price. The nation would probably survive Trump, as long as he wasn't as bi-polar as his persona lets on.
But the truth is, Trump has an extremely tough fight going. He needs a lot more people to buy into his cult of personality to have a prayer. He has 6 months to hope that women and hispanics forget everything he said.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Between Trump and the threat of Zika, at that point it might be time to move to Canada.
Derec
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Or dislike Hillary even more.
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You misspelled "pathologically hate".
BH
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I wonder if he has something on Hillary, or behaps something on Bill that will make Hillary look foolish. I've read he's been bringing up old accusations of Bill raping people and why Hillary didn't do anything to stop it.
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hurtinbuckaroo
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How appropriate on Star Wars Day. Darth Vader has been dispatched, and Jar Jar Binks has the Republican nomination.
Campaign slogan:
“Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?"
Domestic policy statement:
"Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?"
Foreign policy statement:
"Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks."
Campaign slogan:
“Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?"
Domestic policy statement:
"Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?"
Foreign policy statement:
"Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks."
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