Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Tie for WINNERS!

Chairry's secret word is "meth."

Lots of people pick up furniture others leave on the curb.
Pee Wee Herman, however, tended to 'pick up' furniture that was working a street corner.

First one to post a picture takes it away!

 

[blastula]

Thanks!

 

[Keith&Co.]

California Chrome liked racing. He really liked winning.
But right then? He was simply VERY aware that he was about to be mounted, by a tiny man, on national television.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Despite the typo on the television screen, everyone in the crowd enjoyed their Preakness steaks and agreed that California Chrome truly had the taste of a champion.

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks!

Tiger Woods turned heads at the U.S. Open when his new caddy presented him with a wood driver...for a long drive...into the 18th hole.

 

[Thomas II]

This is the age of knowing how to get things done...Viagra!

 

[blastula]

Winner!

From out of left field, Celldweller is up!

Tiger Woods turned heads at the U.S. Open when his new caddy presented him with a wood driver...for a long drive...into the 18th hole.

 

[angelo]

Had he not seen that filly he might have finished the damn race!

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule...Open to new picture...

 

[angelo]

Okay, lets try a little cheesecake just to make it interesting.

 

[gmbteach]

Okay, lets try a little cheesecake just to make it interesting.

You told me you were GAY and that is why you wouldn't date me, well up yours mate....

 

[Keith&Co.]

Susan was surprised to find Bill peeping up Mary's skirt. She'd thought he was gay.
Bill, meanwhile, was suprised to find that Mary was really Mark.

 

[Hickdive]

Christ almighty, it's like a fishmongers down here, use the Febreze quick!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Fucking stupid intern. When I said I wanted you to trim the bushes, I meant the ones outside the office's front door.

 

[Atheos]

Hmmmm.... let's see here... These crabs seem to have evolved opposable thumbs. This is going to be tougher than I thought.

 

[Celldweller]

From out of left field, Celldweller is up!

Tiger Woods turned heads at the U.S. Open when his new caddy presented him with a wood driver...for a long drive...into the 18th hole.

Grazie!! Thx for pic posting, took me a minute to get back here.

 

[angelo]

Christ almighty, it's like a fishmongers down here, use the Febreze quick!

Winner. Atheos runner up.

 

[Hickdive]

Alrighty;

 

[Keith&Co.]

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And it was then, when the meter started to click like popcorn in a blast furnace, that Dave decided that Fukushima catering was not for him.

 

[Thomas II]

Look, I know that the white suits are all they had, but all I'm saying is that I had requested a yellow suit months ago because it compliments my eyes, and you might think it doesn't matter, but you know, it's the little things...