Malintent
Veteran Member
Tell us a story about some of the most ridiculous things you have gotten others to believe....
One day, I brought in the mail and found among it my village tax bill. Nothing I need to pay directly, it get's paid automatically along with my mortgage... but the letter looks important. I opened it and for whatever reason, my face must have changed while I was looking it over. My wife asked me what it was... and out of nowhere, I just came up with this....
I looked up at her with a surprised face and asked her if she had renewed our Marriage License. She said, "what?" I said, "I mentioned it like 3 months ago and you said you would mail it in at work later that day.. did you do that??" She asked, "why? what is that.. I don't remember you telling me..." I cut her off and proceeded to fake read, "... no response to a SECOND NOTICE. Please be advised...." I stopped and said, "Did you throw out a notice from the town a few weeks ago??" She started to get visible disturbed... "NO.. I mean.. I don't THINK so... WHY.. What does it say"?... I was pretending to continue to read... "... Null and Void...? re-application can be made.. blah blah blah...".
She actually started to cry.. glanced at the note and looked at me and cried out, "YOU MEAN WE AREN'T MARRIED ANYMORE"??
I was about to burst out laughing, so I put the note down next to her and started to walk upstairs saying, "whatever.. we don't need to deal with this... I don't want to go through that whole thing again.. it doesn't;t really matter either way.." She yelled up the stairs, "Ya it fucking matters! what are we going to do?" and then I heard the sound of paper rustling.... and about 3 seconds later she yelled up the stairs again... "ASSHOLE!".. So I told her that I loved her too.
One day, I brought in the mail and found among it my village tax bill. Nothing I need to pay directly, it get's paid automatically along with my mortgage... but the letter looks important. I opened it and for whatever reason, my face must have changed while I was looking it over. My wife asked me what it was... and out of nowhere, I just came up with this....
I looked up at her with a surprised face and asked her if she had renewed our Marriage License. She said, "what?" I said, "I mentioned it like 3 months ago and you said you would mail it in at work later that day.. did you do that??" She asked, "why? what is that.. I don't remember you telling me..." I cut her off and proceeded to fake read, "... no response to a SECOND NOTICE. Please be advised...." I stopped and said, "Did you throw out a notice from the town a few weeks ago??" She started to get visible disturbed... "NO.. I mean.. I don't THINK so... WHY.. What does it say"?... I was pretending to continue to read... "... Null and Void...? re-application can be made.. blah blah blah...".
She actually started to cry.. glanced at the note and looked at me and cried out, "YOU MEAN WE AREN'T MARRIED ANYMORE"??
I was about to burst out laughing, so I put the note down next to her and started to walk upstairs saying, "whatever.. we don't need to deal with this... I don't want to go through that whole thing again.. it doesn't;t really matter either way.." She yelled up the stairs, "Ya it fucking matters! what are we going to do?" and then I heard the sound of paper rustling.... and about 3 seconds later she yelled up the stairs again... "ASSHOLE!".. So I told her that I loved her too.