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When I first got into IT, it took me at least a year to figure out that when users say "computer," they really mean "monitor." The monitor is the thing they look at all day, so to them, that is the computer. When you point to the big box that the monitor plugs into and ask them what that is, they will say "hard drive" or "CD drive."
I like to think that over the years, I got pretty good at translating userese, but every once in a while I get completely stumped. My elderly father recently asked me for computer help. I asked him what was wrong and he said "My Firefox got replaced with Yahoo." Apparently, that meant that he had trouble creating a new account at a web site (which was not Yahoo, of course) and didn't understand how password recovery works. For the life of me, I can't understand how he got from "I can't create an account at web site A" to "therefore, my preferred web browser got replaced with web site B."
Years ago, I made a "Userese dictionary" as a joke. Perhaps I'll post it here in this thread for your amusement, but for now, let us know the most incomprehensible userese you've encountered, and what it correctly translated to.
I once had a panicked user tell me "I can't file the file in the file! It won't file!" For the life of me, I don't recall what her actual problem was, but those two sentences stuck in my memory because it is quite possibly the most incomprehensible and bizarre thing a user ever said to me.
I like to think that over the years, I got pretty good at translating userese, but every once in a while I get completely stumped. My elderly father recently asked me for computer help. I asked him what was wrong and he said "My Firefox got replaced with Yahoo." Apparently, that meant that he had trouble creating a new account at a web site (which was not Yahoo, of course) and didn't understand how password recovery works. For the life of me, I can't understand how he got from "I can't create an account at web site A" to "therefore, my preferred web browser got replaced with web site B."
Years ago, I made a "Userese dictionary" as a joke. Perhaps I'll post it here in this thread for your amusement, but for now, let us know the most incomprehensible userese you've encountered, and what it correctly translated to.
I once had a panicked user tell me "I can't file the file in the file! It won't file!" For the life of me, I don't recall what her actual problem was, but those two sentences stuck in my memory because it is quite possibly the most incomprehensible and bizarre thing a user ever said to me.