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OSLO, NORWAY -- Norwegian officials have reportedly begun preparing for a population exodus after an overture from the American President for more people from Norway (and countries like it) to be admitted into the US under the refugee program.
As reported yesterday, an American server that hosts a DHS department for immigration had crashed due to an intense and unprecedented demand from servers in Norway.
Norwegian officials have begun reviewing modifications to their governing in order to reduce the magnitude of the 'likely exodus'.
Citizens of Norway have been trying to flee the nation due to difficult living standards. Policy experts indicate Norway's primary issue is the harsh taxation policy due to their poor economy which rests heavily on the export of pickled herring, which hasn't been popular globally for decades. The American announcement also comes as the economic boom caused by the influence of the movie Frozen has fizzled.
Among other things sending Norway's residents desperately rushing out of the nation include the nation's notoriously low baby mortality rate, terribly low average temperature, and a tyrannical national health care system.
"Something needs to change," stated one Norwegian citizen who wanted to remain anonymous due to fear of reprisal from their antiquated monarchy system of Government. "We are suffocating terribly from tyranny and for longer due to our longer average life expectancy."
As reported yesterday, an American server that hosts a DHS department for immigration had crashed due to an intense and unprecedented demand from servers in Norway.
Norwegian officials have begun reviewing modifications to their governing in order to reduce the magnitude of the 'likely exodus'.
Citizens of Norway have been trying to flee the nation due to difficult living standards. Policy experts indicate Norway's primary issue is the harsh taxation policy due to their poor economy which rests heavily on the export of pickled herring, which hasn't been popular globally for decades. The American announcement also comes as the economic boom caused by the influence of the movie Frozen has fizzled.
Among other things sending Norway's residents desperately rushing out of the nation include the nation's notoriously low baby mortality rate, terribly low average temperature, and a tyrannical national health care system.
"Something needs to change," stated one Norwegian citizen who wanted to remain anonymous due to fear of reprisal from their antiquated monarchy system of Government. "We are suffocating terribly from tyranny and for longer due to our longer average life expectancy."
