Caption Contest

[Celldweller]

Happy to do it! Here it goes...

The third anal, I mean annual Race For The Hemorrhoid Cure was a success after all contestants polished off a plate of ribs followed by jalapeno poppers.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

"Look, I know the Highway Code says cyclists on this road can ride two abreast, but I don't think this is what it means ..."

 

[Veritass]

Five people riding abreast on the highway.

 

[hyzer]

Here we see the group out for the annual "Back Zits - Ride for the Cure".....

 

[Thomas II]

Many great ones, but this one takes it for the win!

I love to go a-cycling,
Along the country track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My titsack on my back.
Chorus:
Perv-ari, perv-ara,
Perv-ari, perv-ara-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Perv-ari, perv-ara,
My titsack's on my back.

I love to wander by the kids
That play out in the sun,
So joyously I call to them,
"Come! Join my happy song!
"While staying at least 1000 feet away from my physical person!" My parole officer insists that i add....

I shake my tit to all I meet,
And they wave back to me,
And prostitutes call loud and sweet
From ev'ry corner i see.

High overhead, the titmice wing,
They never rest at home
But just like me, they love to sing,
As o'er the world we roam.

Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
And share the joy my titsack brings
Beneath God's clear blue sky!

All yours!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Many great ones, but this one takes it for the win!

I love to go a-cycling,

All yours!

Thanks. Glad to know that all those years in Scouting had some benefit.

Okay, how about:

 

[none]

Okay, how about:

http://www.myfrenchlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cadeaux-noel-emmanuelle-tremolet-9-12-13.jpg

"this thing says I'm 3 weeks pregnant"

 

[Keith&Co.]

"this thing says I'm 3 weeks pregnant"

Winner! And new champeen!

 

[none]

 

[Hickdive]

Brilliant mathematician he may be but he sucks at drawing a cock and balls on a chalkboard.

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

"And so, we conclude from this new research that the universe is shaped like a bowling ball ... in a carrybag. Who knew?"

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

And so, 8 - 12 + 6 = 2. My work is done here.

 

[Thomas II]

Sir, are you trying to say that the name of God is "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

 

[Keith&Co.]

And that's the math behind the Big Bouncy Ball Theory of the origin of the universe. That part's science. Whether or not a creator placed his butt on the bouncy ball is for philosophers. All i can say is that the Big Bounce did occur.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And, as you can clearly see in the proof here, based on the time and money invested I've in our dates up to this point, you owe me 3.56 instances of sex. So, no, I do not accept your breaking up with me.

 

[none]

And, as you can clearly see in the proof here, based on the time and money invested I've in our dates up to this point, you owe me 3.56 instances of sex. So, no, I do not accept your breaking up with me.

I am going with Tom Sawyer as the winner Hickdive very close second, very close...

 

[Mageth]

"You mean the answer really is...42? That's hilarious!"

 

[gmbteach]

Out of contest:

FINALLY!! Someone has developed a way of working out WOMEN.....

 

[Thomas II]

12 hour rule... new picture...

 

[Thomas II]

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