Another Alt-Right Terror Plot

[Jarhyn]

https://13wham.com/news/local/three-men-charged-with-having-ieds-plotting-to-attack-muslim-community

The Alt-Reich strikes again, as three young radicalized terrorists come together to plot a terrorist strike against Islamberg (yes, that's seriously the name). I'm betting they find the MAGA hats by the end of the day. Arrested with iEDs made from Mason jars, the entire community has rallied around their swift apprehension. But the media seems adamant against using the T-Word to describe this cell.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

But yes, there are two key T-words which are missing from that article. One of them definitely applies and it's pretty much a given that the second one also definitely applies.

 

[AirPoh]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

But yes, there are two key T-words which are missing from that article. One of them definitely applies and it's pretty much a given that the second one also definitely applies.

Yeah, and you even be able to see it from Mississauga.

 

[ZiprHead]

I thought only dirty, filthy immigrants did that sort of thing. ???

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

You mean, like, Intercourse, PA?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

You mean, like, Intercourse, PA?

Dude, don't get me started on my rant about the conversation I had with the police chief of that place about the civic duties of the locals towards visitors passing through town ... or with the incompetent judge who threw out my civil suit against them for false advertising.

 

[Keith&Co.]

You mean, like, Intercourse, PA?

Dude, don't get me started on my rant about the conversation I had with the police chief of that place about the civic duties of the locals towards visitors passing through town ... or with the incompetent judge who threw out my civil suit against them for false advertising.

Should have had a lawyer shift the venue to Blue Balls, Pennsylvania.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

But yes, there are two key T-words which are missing from that article. One of them definitely applies and it's pretty much a given that the second one also definitely applies.

...Says the guy from York, who has Windsor, London, Hamilton, Waterloo and Paris all in the same province. Europeans must get thoroughly confused driving around Ontario.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

But yes, there are two key T-words which are missing from that article. One of them definitely applies and it's pretty much a given that the second one also definitely applies.

...Says the guy from York, who has Windsor, London, Hamilton, Waterloo and Paris all in the same province. Europeans must get thoroughly confused driving around Ontario.

Those also bother me. I've had a number of conversations where someone tells me they're going to London and I say that's cool, but then they specify it was London, Ontario and I get all pissed off that they got me excited about something boring and trivial.

I wouldn't even mind New London or Nouveau Paris. At least they'd have made an effort to not just straight up copy someone else's name.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play Mortal Kombat. It's a cake baking simulator I created which I named after a different game that already exists because I'm a lazy dipshit.

 

[Elixir]

Those also bother me. I've had a number of conversations where someone tells me they're going to London and I say that's cool, but then they specify it was London, Ontario and I get all pissed off that they got me excited about something boring and trivial.

I used to fly to Ontario CA (to avoid LAX) ... had to clarify that for a few people.

 

[Jolly_Penguin]

Not in any way related to the topic but....

... for years I thought there was a city named Pepsi Cola Florida. I know there is a Hershey Pensylvania. Only a matter of time before all our cities are named for big companies, and run by them. First the sports stadiums, then the cities, then the planet. Earth is henceforth to be referred to as "Google". Planet Google.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Not in any way related to the topic but....

... for years I thought there was a city named Pepsi Cola Florida. I know there is a Hershey Pensylvania. Only a matter of time before all our cities are named for big companies, and run by them. First the sports stadiums, then the cities, then the planet. Earth is henceforth to be referred to as "Google". Planet Google.

No.

Google Earth....

 

[Derec]

No, my estimatation is he saw a thread about terrorists who were white, and thought it his Civic duty to take action to guarantee the first whole page of discussion was littered with pictures of a brown person, for good measure.

Funny you call them "white" and the light skinned Cumming terrorist "brown" pretty much solely because of their religion.

 

[Derec]

... for years I thought there was a city named Pepsi Cola Florida. I know there is a Hershey Pensylvania. Only a matter of time before all our cities are named for big companies, and run by them. First the sports stadiums, then the cities, then the planet.

Hershey the chocolate company was named after the town, not vice versa. A Georgia mayor did try to do it with Amazon though.

Earth is henceforth to be referred to as "Google". Planet Google.

Google Google would be confusing. Plus, google is already a number. Well, almost.

 

[AirPoh]

You mean, like, Intercourse, PA?

Dude, don't get me started on my rant about the conversation I had with the police chief of that place about the civic duties of the locals towards visitors passing through town ... or with the incompetent judge who threw out my civil suit against them for false advertising.

So you got screwed by the courts and ...?

 

[Jarhyn]

No, my estimatation is he saw a thread about terrorists who were white, and thought it his Civic duty to take action to guarantee the first whole page of discussion was littered with pictures of a brown person, for good measure.

Funny you call them "white" and the light skinned Cumming terrorist "brown" pretty much solely because of their religion.

I said "brown" because he had an olive complexion and a black bushy beard. You literally opted to post a physically identifiably "brown" person in a thread about white terrorists.

 

[Derec]

Funny you call them "white" and the light skinned Cumming terrorist "brown" pretty much solely because of their religion.

I said "brown" because he had an olive complexion and a black bushy beard.

Not any more olive than two of the Islamberg plotters. So now being "brown" is down to sufficiently Islamic facial hair?

You literally opted to post a physically identifiably "brown" person in a thread about white terrorists.

White? Add bushy Islamic beard and a different choice of target and you'd be calling them "brown" and saying we should not post about them.

 

[Derec]

Oh, for fuck's sake. You have a city named Greece? That just made the entire article really fucking confusing because half the time, I thought they were talking about something in Europe and the other half, I thought they were talking about something in America.

Name your fucking cities more sensibly, dipshits.

You mean, like, Intercourse, PA?

Europe has us beat on that. Or have you never heard of Fucking, Austria?

 

[Jarhyn]

Not any more olive than two of the Islamberg plotters. So now being "brown" is down to sufficiently Islamic facial hair?

You literally opted to post a physically identifiably "brown" person in a thread about white terrorists.

White? Add bushy Islamic beard and a different choice of target and you'd be calling them "brown" and saying we should not post about them.

These kids all just look like douchy white kids to me.

 

[Derec]

https://13wham.com/news/local/three-men-charged-with-having-ieds-plotting-to-attack-muslim-community

The Alt-Reich strikes again, as three young radicalized terrorists come together to plot a terrorist strike against Islamberg (yes, that's seriously the name). I'm betting they find the MAGA hats by the end of the day. Arrested with iEDs made from Mason jars, the entire community has rallied around their swift apprehension. But the media seems adamant against using the T-Word to describe this cell.

By the way, this article says nothing about the plotters being "alt-right" or anything about their motives.

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These kids all just look like douchy white kids to me.

So does the Cumming terrorist, save for the beard. That's one of the reasons I posted about him here. The other, of course, being the town name and the derail about silly town names in US and elsewhere.

Btw, doesn't the one on the right not look Amerindian to you? And the one on the left could pass for an Albanian or an Arab, especially with some more facial hair.

And again, we do not know what these guys' motives were, or that they belong to "alt-right". So why the OP title?