ideologyhunter
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Definition: a "god" is any entity who wants to be worshiped, and deserves to be.
Premise: Worship is unethical.
Let me calculate here. My dog gazes at me, raptly, with a soft glowing look in his eyes. I feed him good stuff, dependably, and I don't give him any nonsense about, "Look at the birds, how they get food, so don't worry about food." No, I PROVIDE it on time, every day.
I entertain him all day. I'm his companion, and he gets to be mine. I have a close personal relationship with him. He doesn't have much time to sit and try to contact me with worshipful telepathy.
I don't give him a line about how I came along to save him. Unnecessary. We're just bros, BFFs. He doesn't need to obsess over what I've "sacrificed" for him.
At night, I give him a warm bed and that glow of absolute transport comes into his eyes again.
Goddamn, I must be a god!! And the dog's devotion isn't "worship" of an intangible. It's an expression of mutual happiness.
He once chewed the corner off The Living Bible.