If you want to experience what it's like to be locked up, you could go with, "You know what they say, third time's a charm."
Less risky options:
"You know Jason Miller's not a Jew, right?" (he doesn't)
"I was in the audience at the debate; you were awesome!"
"Yes, Kamala had the questions in advance. So did I. So did everyone but you. Mitch McConnell said, 'Don't tell Trump'."
"Melania says mine is bigger than yours."
"Ivanka says mine is bigger than yours."
"JD Vance is already preparing an Article 25 for you."