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Watching a holiday baking show. The theme is woodland creatures.

Host: Kylie is doing really well with her beaver.
 
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Santa Claus missing over Russia.

In what the Kremlin is calling a “friendly fire incident”, Santa Claus apparently wandered into Russian airspace when his sleigh was struck by an air to air missile.
Unconfirmed reports are that Santa was seen in a graveyard spiral with Comet and Donner missing and damage to the sleigh’s port side.
Last seen, Santa was being led into a wooded area by a group of children.
There is little hope for his survival.
 
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Santa Claus missing over Russia.

In what the Kremlin is calling a “friendly fire incident”, Santa Claus apparently wandered into Russian airspace when his sleigh was struck by an air to air missile.
Unconfirmed reports are that Santa was seen in a graveyard spiral with Comet and Donner missing and damage to the sleigh’s port side.
Last seen, Santa was being led into a wooded area by a group of children.
There is little hope for his survival.
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The stupid fuck should have been paying attention. The arctic route to most places has been contaminated by Russian nuclear mishaps, which happen every few weeks around Severodvinsk.
 
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