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TDS:
Trump Derangement Syndrome

(noun) A long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality into fantasy and delusion. Usually contracted from Donald Trump and incubated by exposure to FoxNews.
 
I was at a gastroenterologist for my diverticulitis and she had an intern with her. After we chatted for a bit I turned to the intern and asked ‘so do you want to be a shit doctor too?’ The specialist laughed…. 😄
 
The electrician made a funny. That's up there with plumbers and their nipple and "laying pipe" jokes.
Beats the hell out of truck nuts.
True dat. The last thing I want to see when out for a pleasant Sunday drive is a giant scrotum dangling in front of my face.
I'd rather not see that no matter what I'm doing.
In Australia you can buy kangaroo testicles foe your car or as a purse.
 
Seen in a reddit post on Stephen King's It movie, opening scene.

I told my young son (5) he couldn't see IT because it was too scary and described how this scene alone freaked me out.

So after a quick youtube research, he hid under my bed as I had a late night shower in the ensuite. Sitting in the dark in just a towel and pondering my thoughts when he says "Hello Georgie" and fully (full commitment to the bit) bites my ankle.

I jumped 4 feet high.

Kid would fit right in here.
 
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