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I didn't mention the so-called "independent" voters, so you have a point. But today's independent voters seem to me to be as maddeningly obtuse as the Trumpies. Who, in the summer of 2024, doesn't know all they need to know about Donald Trump? But maybe, some of those mysterious independents...

Gospel and Scom nailed it. This report will only matter to those who already know that supporting Trump is like being pro-brain tumors. The loyal Trump base won't hear about it, because they're insulated from any unfavorable news about their hero. The news feeds they use wouldn't touch it...

The sign makers missed a real stinker in I Corinthians: "...any woman who prays or prophesies with her head unveiled dishonors her head...For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. For man was not made from woman, but woman from...

I think my born again cousins would appreciate a pillow sham with the donkey dicks & huge emission quote. It would let them know that I pay serious attention to their favorite book. It should also be the quote on those religious billboards you sometimes see in Indiana cornfields. And let it...

Sunday. Time for more Pope jokes. Trump dies and sneaks into heaven using Alec Baldwin's ID. A half hour later, heaven's security team locates him. "It's you, Donald. Alec Baldwin is still down on earth and you, sir, are going to hell." They drag him to the edge of a cloud and kick him in...

I found it by googling Kimmel 10 Commandments.

On Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago, he covered this in his monologue...and his staff put together a Power Point of all 10 Commandments paired with images of Trump violating them. SPOILER: ...the best one was Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, showing Biden and the WH.

The postmistress in Looneyville was a riot -- she told me about all the other tourists who stopped just to say they'd been there, and also that their town signs are continually stolen. Weiner is big enough to have cop cars that say Weiner PD, and there's a Bank of Weiner. I didn't see a Weiner...

Yeah, but Leviticus 11 still gives you the basis for a hearty, diverse spread of food. You can eat all the crickets, locusts, and grasshoppers you want. (Just add a little sriracha.) The Leviticus writers seem to think these bugs have 4 legs, by the way, but maybe they closed their eyes...

...and 90s I'd drive miles and miles out of my way to visit crazy-sounding places. I'm proud to have visited: Cement, Indiana Greasy Corner, Arkansas * Intercourse, PA Blue Ball, PA * Knockemstiff, Ohio * Cut and Shoot, Texas Looneyville, WV Weiner, Arkansas (I watched my speed, didn't wanna...

The Baton Rouge Jesus Posse is making a fairly sensible bet that the Supremes will sustain them. SCOTUS already decided that your boss's supernatural beliefs can dictate your health benefits, that vouchers for religious education are perfectly OK, that a coach can make a BFD of praying on the...

A 600-year-old man with a pronounced alcohol problem. Just who you want for your skipper. "Hold my beer, Shem." (Do Sunday school kids who hear this story get to hear about Noah's supposed age? Makes you wonder. Get 'em when they're young and can be taught nonsense.)

Amazon sells Irony Detectors...look into it.

You can get a whole person from dust. Abiogenesis.

OMG... Thanks for the info; I may have to book my flight to Aomori. Without devoting too much space to it (see wikipedia for more), this tradition has Jesus' look-alike brother taking his place on the cross, and Jesus absconding to Japan, to marry and become a garlic farmer. Hell, why not...

All right, but back in the day, did you own a Suzanne Somers Butt and Soulmaster? I'm sorry, but I just couldn't make the time commitment.

Sales have flatlined at KFC. A desperate Col. Sanders, having tried everything else, calls the Pope. He says, "Your holiness, I will donate a million dollars to your wonderful church if, at your next appearance, you change your prayer to say, 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'" The Pope...

Wow -- that is an interesting thought. It makes more sense than what they're pushing for, but that's me speaking from way outside their faith tradition. Perhaps switching from a list of no-no's to Jesus' list of what you ought to do would make it too obvious how far the Righties are from the...

And never quote Romans 13:1-3 and 6-7 to them without identifying the source. That's Paul telling you to always respect and support elected officials and to pay your taxes like a good citizen. You'll be lucky if all they do is call you a commie lib.

Clearly we need the Satanists to come up with their 10 C's and start up the court cases. Recently the Washington Post summarized the teachings of The Satanic Bible -- they just need to be codified and written Torah-style. Some of their teachings are very Trumpian, which should lead to some...