Regarding Pope jokes, ohh, here you go. From the 2015 Papal Visit:
Janice Rael
September 22, 2015 at 9:47 AM ·
These are the only foods permitted in Philadelphia during the Papal Visit:
Breakfast treats: Pope Tarts
Lunch: Sandwiches made with Grey Pope-on mustard
Munchies: Buttered Pope-corn
Dinner: Breaded Pope chops with brussels spopes
Drinks: Pope-si Cola and Diet Pope-si. And remember, it's soda, not Pope.
Frozen treats: Popesicles
Pizza: Pope-a John's
Liquor: Pope-ov vodka
Candy: Lollipopes
In addition, here are other requirements for the Papal Visit:
Preppies must Pope their collars
Bathrooms must be scented with Pope-purri
Children must sing "Pope goes the weasel"
Potheads must refer to their smoking implements as "Popes," not pipes
Junkies must use opiates derived from Pope-ies in the field
That TV show with Martha Plimpton must be renamed "Raising Pope"
That TV show with the two young waitresses trying to save money must be renamed "Two Pope Girls"
Landscapers must refer to small trees as "Pope-iarys," not topiaries
Cat owners must refer to the contents of the cat litter box as cat Pope
Dog owners must curb their pets and clean up all the dog Pope
Superman must say "Pope, Pope, and away!" when flying
Parents changing their babies' diapers must call the contents "baby Pope"
Phillies fans must say "This season was bad, but we have high Popes for next year"
Eagles fans must say "We haven't given up Pope for this season"
Flyers fans must Pope each other's eyes out when fighting
Princess Leia's hologram must tell Obi-Wan Kenobi that he's her only Pope
Your email client must be set to receive from a Pope3 server
The City of Philadelphia must be renamed Popeadelphia during the Papal Visit
All of the Papal Visit porta-potties must be called "Pope-a potties"
You must wash your hands after you go Pope, or at least use the hand sanitizer in the Pope-a potty
Happy
#PapalVisit, Popeadelphia!