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Yes, amusing. Just like statehouses in Louisiana, Missouri, and at least 4 other states with proposed laws that make define abortion as homicide and would lead to murder charges against women who got one. Just like states where investigating miscarriages is now a police function.

In 1971 my Aunt Fritzi was assaulted in a K Mart changing room by a man who drove a BMW. He was Donald Trump.

A billionaire says to one of his execs, "Take a look at this photo." It's a picture of a young woman with very odd features. The exec says, "Jesus, what happened, did an I-beam fall on her face?" The billionaire says, "Well, that's my daughter." The exec says, "Well, sir, I can see she deals...

You're right. All true. Trump, because he was a President who tried to overturn our democratic system, who was complicit in sending lying lawyers to the state courts, phony electors to the statehouses, who lies to this day about losing the election, who invited a mob to Washington and then let...

But it's more than one fucking debate. I'm a Dem, now and forever; would never vote for any candidate who belongs to the venomous, antidemocratic Republican Party with its mentally ill leader. But the fact is, appearances matter, and Biden looked and sounded played out in his inauguration...

Yeah. No. In 122 days, that video message will be not just irrelevant but sickening. I can taste the ashes now.

Guy walks into a bar and sees three men and a dog playing poker. "This has to be some prank," he thinks, so he goes over to watch the game. The dog is really playing, though. It shuffles the deck, deals cards by pushing with his nose, antes up, and barks in his bets. Finally the guy says, "I...

What is BMW's biggest headache with workers who quit? They never give any indication that they're leaving. Difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are outside. Cheapest part of a BMW? The owner. If life seems pointless, remember that somewhere, a person spends his...

Why are so many West Virginia homicides cold cases? What did the West Virginia gal say a moment after losing her virginity?

Touching the Void (2003) is a documentary feature that tells the story of Joe Simpson, a British mountain climber who suffered through a terrible ordeal in the Andes, first breaking his leg, then falling down the side of the mountain (actually, how he came to fall is the most controversial issue...

Holy frig. That's what I get for boycotting the news starting on debate night last week.

Thursday...6 days away...Trump at last gets sentenced on the 34 felonies, some of which put Michael Cohen behind bars. I want the MAGA nutcases to go absolutely crazy on Thursday.

At least in a cave you can back into a dark, damp corner and be pretty sure there's no one behind ya. (Better look anyway.)

He's too far down the rabbit hole for me. How do you even converse with someone who "thinks" this way? There's a paranoia here that levels everything in its path. Also, he's inventing scenarios of Satanic endeavors, which is pretty much like writing his own Bible out of nothing. And if Satan...

Define West Virginia foreplay.

Open convention, like the good old days. It would bring more publicity and suspense to the thing than we've seen in half a century. Drawback: the idiot legislature in my state would be able to keep the nominee off our ballot. But Ohio is Trump-friendly anyway. Will this happen? Nothing I...

Did Trump take it? He's awful good at mental assessments, ya know. Man, woman, TV...

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN....

Three cowboys are eatin' beans around the campfire. Suddenly, from out on the lone prairie, a drumbeat starts. They sit up straight and lock eyes. One of them says, "I don't like the sound o' them drums, pardners." A shrill Indian voice calls out from the darkness: "He's not our regular drummer!"

Nothing to Crow about.