Miracle-worker charlatans always had to invoke an ancient miracle legend as the source of their power --
-- in order to be believed and win disciples.
The Jesus character of the Gospels is nonsensical without its connection to Yahweh...
That's like saying the Bernie Sanders character is nonsensical without its connection to Karl Marx (or to Lenin or Stalin).
No. We can identify the basics about Jesus Christ (that person in Galilee-Judea 2000 years ago) without knowing previous Jewish-Greek-Roman-etc. religious traditions which got connected to him. The earlier culture is always interesting to look at for comparison, but the historical Jesus is uniquely different from all other miracle legends in that the accounts of his healing miracles never invoke the name of an earlier deity figure, e.g., "Yahweh," as being the source of his power.
Of course you can cite NT verses which quote from the prophets, etc., but never do they invoke them or "Yahweh" or any other name as being the source for his miracle power.
Whereas all other reputed miracle-workers/healers performed their acts by expressly invoking the name of their ancient healing deities -- like the priests at the Asclepius temples who always invoked the ancient healing god Asclepius, and like virtually all modern evangelist healers name Jesus Christ as their source. And by contrast, those who do not invoke an ancient miracle-worker legend have virtually no following, because no one believes them.
"Woman, in the name of Jesus Christ, I command thee to be whole" -- Joseph Smith
https://www.fairmormon.org/answers/Joseph_Smith/Healings_and_miracles
That connection, by name, to the ancient healer-deity is a necessary part of their miracle act or claim to have power, which partly explains why the worshipers believed them and sometimes believed a miracle cure happened even if it really did not. But in the case of Jesus around 30 AD there's nothing in the accounts expressing any connection of his miracle acts to an ancient deity invoked as the source of his power. Ancient traditions are mentioned, including Greek as well as Hebrew symbols, but nothing saying that his miracle power is derived from them, as is said in the case of all other miracle legends.
Obviously there are "connections" to earlier traditions, but nothing expressing a dependency of his miracles on anything earlier, as we see such dependency of the Asclepius miracle claims based on the ancient Asclepius deity, i.e., expressly naming this as the source of the miracle power.
For Lumpy's purpose, Jesus MUST be connected to Yahweh, . . .
Every Jew was "connected" to Yahweh as being part of that culture. Like Socrates was connected to Apollo. Otherwise there's no particular connection.
. . . to Yahweh, and to Heaven, and to life eternal, . . .
I plead guilty to wanting Heaven/eternal life, no matter who or what gives the connection to it. If there's evidence that "Yahweh" or "Brahma" or "The Force" or the "Kwisatz Haderach" etc. can connect us to eternal life, we need to consider that evidence -- "Bring it on!" Whoever knows of such evidence should present it for all those interested in checking out such reported connections to eternal life.
So far the only alleged connection to eternal life for which there is evidence is the Jesus person of 30 AD, for whom we have documents from the time attesting to his power to heal and to resurrect the dead.
. . . but not to the Old Testament, . . .
But he obviously was connected to the Old Testament, as all Jews were, and actually as all of us are today, because of the culture we're born into. Maybe some Asians and Native Americans are not, but even they become influenced by the Western nations today and thus indirectly by that ancient E. Mediterranean culture.
We're also connected to Apollo and other Greek-Roman legends, to Homer and Virgil, etc., and also to Zoroaster and traditions of the Persians, Babylonians, Assyrians, etc. As part of the eastern Mediterranean culture, Jesus was connected to all that, so it's nonsensical to say he "must" not be connected to the Old Testament and other elements of that Mediterranean world, which he obviously was connected to.
. . . or any moral rules, or any guidance on how to live.
Many have been connected to these -- the prophets, the philosophers, the Church (churches), preachers, rabbis, yogis, imams, Bodhisattvas, avatars, Supreme Leaders, even politicians and social planners and revolutionaries and community organizers and talking heads on TV. We're up to our ears in pundits dictating moral rules to us and giving us guidance on how we should live. There is no shortage of these, but an oversupply.
Whether Jesus is in this category doesn't matter. We have more than enough guides for morality and how to live without needing to add Jesus to the crowd of charismatic pundits wanting to feed us our daily programming. What separates him from these pundits is the huge explosion of reported miracle acts by him, unlike any other, and for which no explanation yet has been provided.
Lumpy does not want to observe the behavior associated with being a good Christian, for any given flavor of Christian.
E.g., behavior like listening to long-winded sermons (which will be banned in a "Lumpy" Heaven)? or rituals where everyone circles around and claps their hands, singing "Them bones, them bones, them . . ."? etc. and many other behaviors "associated with" this or that "flavor"?
There are many behaviors -- plural -- to observe, not just one, i.e., "
the behavior associated with being a good Christian" -- so one can prescribe this or that "behavior" and from this make judgments who is a "good" Christian and who is deficient and needing to be upgraded from a lower- to a higher-grade Christian product.
Each believer (and non-believer telling believers what they should or shouldn't want) prescribes different behaviors according to his individual "5-Year Plan" of what Jesus should have said or done (or should not have said or done).
He wants to simply believe that Jesus came and did miracles, and that this belief is sufficient to purchase a billet in a comfy afterlife.
Including breakfast-in-bed -- yes, I'll take a dozen.
Nothing about sacrifice or . . .
The word "sacrifice" in the Bible, including the NT, refers mainly to the offering up dead animal carcasses and burning them to cause smoke, which gives Yahweh pleasure, i.e., the "sweet savor" etc. (In the NT a twist is added to make Jesus the one sacrificed.)
The theme of self-sacrifice (other than the word "sacrifice") can be found in the NT, but much more in other cultures, e.g. in the Hindu Scriptures, where we're taught we must work but not expect any benefit from the work we do.
So if your hobby horse is self-sacrifice rhetoric, you can fashion Jesus into such a pundit, but there were many other pundits already serving that role long before he appeared on the scene (but no evidence of anyone earlier who healed large numbers of the physically afflicted, and saying to them "Your faith has saved you.")
Nothing about . . . being an upstanding citizen, . . .
Of which there is no shortage among all the great sages and speech-makers.
If your hobby horse is teaching sacrifice and how to become an "upstanding citizen," then you need the genuine Real McCoy inspiring charismatic speaker:
BestCommencementAddress.com , who says it like it really is, unlike all the others.
. . . or any of that inconvenient rot.
Not the above Speaker, whose specialty is to say it all CONVENIENTLY in only a minute or 2. It's all right there --
"everything in the world you could ever want to know" about sacrificing and becoming an upstanding citizen.
Thus any behavioral comments are suspect, . . .
ALL behavioral (and non-behavioral) "comments" in the Gospels or any other writings are suspect.
. . . or can be suspect, so they can be ignored.
No, none should be ignored. All the "comments" have to be considered for determining what the truth is, including those which are "suspect." The comments people don't want to hear could be the truest and most important ones.
But the miracles simply HAVE to have been based in history.
If the reported miracle acts of Jesus really did happen, it explains why the new Jesus faith began, i.e., the new Christ cults, and why we have the 4 Gospels and other NT writings. But if those miracle events did not really happen, there is no explanation how these documents came to be written and copied and recopied for future generations, and why Jesus became identified as "the Messiah" or "Son of God" etc.
If he did not perform the miracle acts, there is no explanation why anything was written about him and why there has been any quest for "the historical Jesus" or any dispute over what he said and did. If he didn't really do those acts, no one would care what he really did, because there would be nothing there to care about.
But if those events did happen and that power is real, it's
good news because it means eternal life is a possibility. So, hopefully it is historical fact, as the evidence indicates.