A day without stupid?

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Nero's calling

How can The Onion compete? After all, it 'sounds good' to the Dotard...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

 

[Keith&Co.]

Today Trump retweeted someone saying,

With China Virus spreading across the globe, the US stands a chance if we can control of our borders

It's a little late to close the borders, isn't it? People who have ridden on Air Force One, with Germaphobe-1, are under self-quarantine.
We're all closer to the virus than we are to Kevin Bacon.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Twitler on a roll today.

If you like automobil, how can you vote for a Democrat who all want to get rid of cars,

He did update automobil to automobiles later.

But I am old enough to remember Obama bailing out the auto industry.
I'm also old enough to remember Trump criticizing Obama for spending the money.
On the automobil industry.
That Democrats hate.

 

[funinspace]

Twitler on a roll today.

If you like automobil, how can you vote for a Democrat who all want to get rid of cars,

He did update automobil to automobiles later.

But I am old enough to remember Obama bailing out the auto industry.
I'm also old enough to remember Trump criticizing Obama for spending the money.
On the automobil industry.
That Democrats hate.

LOL...And yesterday FFvC was blaming former Pres. Obama for the shortage of Covid-19 test kits (it seems that the media has finally caught on to just how far behind the US is as compared to South Korea).

Next week, The Dotard will probably try to blame Gerald Ford for inventing teh automobil...

 

[ZiprHead]

Melania’s Sister Ines Mysteriously Received U.S. Citizenship Despite Not Having a Job

According to the Express, Ines Knauss obtained her citizenship last year, around the same time Melania’s parents obtained their citizenship.

The lawyer for Melania’s parents acknowledged that the Knausses had obtained citizenship via the very pathway that their son-in-law, the president, has so publicly denounced. Wildes called chain migration a “dirtier” way of characterizing “a bedrock of our immigration process when it comes to family reunification,” according to The New York Times.

In chain migration, parents of U.S. citizens are given priority. But siblings are much lower down on the priory scale. Yet Ines received citizenship, despite this fact, and despite the fact that she doesn’t hold a job. The Trump administration has been against immigration when the immigrant could potentially become a “public charge.”

Of course there are many questions about how Melania received her visa when she originally moved to the US, as the first lady obtained the “Einstein” visa for “extraordinary ability.”

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Melania’s Sister Ines Mysteriously Received U.S. Citizenship Despite Not Having a Job

According to the Express, Ines Knauss obtained her citizenship last year, around the same time Melania’s parents obtained their citizenship.

The lawyer for Melania’s parents acknowledged that the Knausses had obtained citizenship via the very pathway that their son-in-law, the president, has so publicly denounced. Wildes called chain migration a “dirtier” way of characterizing “a bedrock of our immigration process when it comes to family reunification,” according to The New York Times.

In chain migration, parents of U.S. citizens are given priority. But siblings are much lower down on the priory scale. Yet Ines received citizenship, despite this fact, and despite the fact that she doesn’t hold a job. The Trump administration has been against immigration when the immigrant could potentially become a “public charge.”

Of course there are many questions about how Melania received her visa when she originally moved to the US, as the first lady obtained the “Einstein” visa for “extraordinary ability.”

This actually doesn't mean anything.

Citizenship has no waiting list and no means test.

While this certainly looks dirty the dirt would have to have been years ago with the green card. That's where the sister should have been stuck in a very long line.

And note that there is no job requirement anyway. $5 in assets in the US is considered equivalent of $1 in annual income. If you have enough assets employment doesn't matter.

 

[blastula]

This is a very contagious virus, it's incredible, but it's something that we have tremendous control over

 

[funinspace]

The Clownstick should go into comedy...tragic.

I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve...They did it in one step... I think that people in the markets should be very thrilled.

 

[TV and credit cards]

The Clownstick should go into comedy...tragic.

I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve...They did it in one step... I think that people in the markets should be very thrilled.

Oh, this?:

S&P 500 tumbles 8% Monday morning and triggers stock-market halt for third time in March after Fed slashes rates to nearly 0%

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Clownstick should go into comedy...tragic.

I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve...They did it in one step... I think that people in the markets should be very thrilled.

Yeah, when the company I work for can’t pay workers because there are enough billing hours, the low interest rate will help me by umm..., well it’ll help the company by umm..., well, these massive crashes in the market value will certainly help me by allowing me to invest the money I won’t get paid in the market.

Fed Chairman Powell is a fuckwit for allowing himself to be Trump’s monkey.

Meanwhile, Trump is complaining that the States aren’t doing enough. My fucking gawd!

 

[funinspace]

The Clownstick should go into comedy...tragic.

I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve...They did it in one step... I think that people in the markets should be very thrilled.

Yeah, when the company I work for can’t pay workers because there are enough billing hours, the low interest rate will help me by umm..., well it’ll help the company by umm..., well, these massive crashes in the market value will certainly help me by allowing me to invest the money I won’t get paid in the market.

Fed Chairman Powell is a fuckwit for allowing himself to be Trump’s monkey.

Meanwhile, Trump is complaining that the States aren’t doing enough. My fucking gawd!

But the gas for the car you won't be driving will be MUCH cheaper...


or

 

[Worldtraveller]

The Clownstick should go into comedy...tragic.

I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve...They did it in one step... I think that people in the markets should be very thrilled.

Yeah, when the company I work for can’t pay workers because there are enough billing hours, the low interest rate will help me by umm..., well it’ll help the company by umm..., well, these massive crashes in the market value will certainly help me by allowing me to invest the money I won’t get paid in the market.

Fed Chairman Powell is a fuckwit for allowing himself to be Trump’s monkey.

Meanwhile, Trump is complaining that the States aren’t doing enough. My fucking gawd!

Not only does he blame the states, he does so while his administration actively blocks states from using Medicare to help uninsured/underinsured people during this crisis.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Defense Production Act is in full force, but haven’t had to use it because no one has said NO! Millions of masks coming as back up to States.

Okay... so it is in full force and not in use. The worst type of stupid at the worst moment in our history.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Keep Charlie Number One. Great Book!

Trump retweeted a February 5th post about Charlie Kirk's glowing book on Trump.

 

[funinspace]

Keep Charlie Number One. Great Book!

Trump retweeted a February 5th post about Charlie Kirk's glowing book on Trump.

Good Grief!!!

On the other hand, Twiddle de Dotard for what ever doranged reason, retweeted a vid of Dr. Fauci reacting oddly to his ramblings...Could Dr. Fauci be getting on the wrong side of FFvC, and/or too much positive media attention?

https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-dr-anthony-fauci-deep-state-retweet/

In the clip, Trump can be heard calling the State Department "the Deep State Department." As he says this, Dr. Fauci looks at Trump, laughs a bit to himself, and then lifts his hand to his forehead to do a more subtle version of a facepalm.

 

[funinspace]

There must be a horse in his throat...

While citing a Breitbart article...

This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That sounds like he is dying from coronavirus if he can barely breath. Trump is likely DOA but he should be just fine.

 

[funinspace]

So shocking that the guy with the biggest head in the world was slow to comprehend what a Saudi-Russian oil price war would do right now...but at least FFvC's poll numbers are sinking in Texas.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/24/oil-execs-to-trump-whose-side-are-you-on-145927

In POLITICO interviews, half a dozen industry officials who have talked with White House officials in recent days described Trump as slow to comprehend the twin body blows a global pandemic and a price war between Saudi Arabia and Russia would have on an industry he has long supported. Oil prices at $20 a barrel threaten to rain destruction on an industry that has donated $1.8 million to Trump's reelection campaign and employs hundreds of thousands of people in states key to any hope to beat his eventual Democratic rival for the presidency.

Already, Trump’s favorability is quite low in Texas — 45 percent in a University of Texas/Texas Tribune poll from early February, before the coronavirus crisis — compared to other predominantly Republican states

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Isn't Rick Perry the energy secretary? Trump not taking his calls?

 

[funinspace]

Isn't Rick Perry the energy secretary? Trump not taking his calls?

That was so last year...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Brouillette

Maybe that is why FFvC wasn't getting it, he was leaving messages with Perry...