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With OJ Simpson Disease well in tow, these people are doing a great job at getting the black vote energized for November.
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President Ellipsis steps in it on Twitter.
Today's Golfer Tweet: If you could play golf with one celebrity, who would it be?
Liam Bennett (6/11/20 10:37 AM): I'd pick @DonaldTrump. He was great in Home Alone 2.
Now, at this point, most human beings would be able to see the sarcasm there. Also note, we are talking about an hour after this is Tweeted by some guy on the Internet...
President Ellipsis (6/11/20 11:48 AM, presumably in the UK time): Hi Liam, I saw that you wanted to play golf with me. Next time I'm in England, I'll take you and your family up to my Trump International course in Scotland. It's the BEST course in the WORLD.
Liam Bennett: (6/11/20 11:50 AM): Wow, thanks for messaging me, but I think you're a despicable human being, and even if I could play golf I wouldn't play with you. How about resigning?
President Ellipsis: *block Liam Bennett*
Today's Golfer Tweet: If you could play golf with one celebrity, who would it be?
Liam Bennett (6/11/20 10:37 AM): I'd pick @DonaldTrump. He was great in Home Alone 2.
Now, at this point, most human beings would be able to see the sarcasm there. Also note, we are talking about an hour after this is Tweeted by some guy on the Internet...
President Ellipsis (6/11/20 11:48 AM, presumably in the UK time): Hi Liam, I saw that you wanted to play golf with me. Next time I'm in England, I'll take you and your family up to my Trump International course in Scotland. It's the BEST course in the WORLD.
Liam Bennett: (6/11/20 11:50 AM): Wow, thanks for messaging me, but I think you're a despicable human being, and even if I could play golf I wouldn't play with you. How about resigning?
President Ellipsis: *block Liam Bennett*
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Yeah, truly stupid for a cough....president...cough to spend a few minutes doing between, I guess not being able to get David Duke to do his race relations speech, and watching another hour or two of Fox alt-reality commentary.
Amazingly, I think Clownstick spends more time watching cable TV and the internet, than I do, being semi-retired...so weird.
Which means that he probably did.
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It would be a weird thing to have contrived though. Trump broke Poe, so he owns this.
What I found interesting is the BOTs that came out immediately to contest it.
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There is one concern I have regarding the legitimacy of this, but the right-wing will have to do its own lifting. Until then, Trump Broke Poe.
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Slippery when wet
Hey Dotard, you picked the Greedy Old Pervert party, and your supposed to luv the 'free hand of the market'. And besides, Comcast is the only true high speed game in my town...thanks in large part to your party's mentality.
Hey Dotard, you picked the Greedy Old Pervert party, and your supposed to luv the 'free hand of the market'. And besides, Comcast is the only true high speed game in my town...thanks in large part to your party's mentality.
Oh, wait, that's right the Orange Turd would rather be head of the worlds largest Mafia, kind of like Putin...but instead your just his bitch for some reason.Twiddle de Dotard said:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/13/media/comcast-president-trump-abuse-of-power/index.html
tRump was even replying to a 2017 tweet by that twerp Mike Huckabee. You'd think that with a global pandemic, an economic implosion and finally an awakening going on regarding police brutality and systemic racism that the president of the US would have better things to do than reply to a 3 year old tweet.
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Well, i HAD been wearing one to avoid spreading possible infection, but, hell, okay. Gonna need, let's see...
One for my face, one as an armband, one as a bumpersticker, one on my desk flagpole, one on my last bottle of syrup, one on the maibox, one on the teddy bear, oooh! I can get a custom rubber stamp! Then all my mail can include a Fuck Bonespurs! without violating any community standards.
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Well, it is primarily to scare Americans and show my disapproval of Trump. Yes, there is truth that I'm my mother's primary caretaker and I can't get it because if she got it, she'd probably die (not even 70 yet). But that is just a small thing because everything in my life is to show my disapproval of Trump... cause I'm jealous of all of his success.
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The GOP should at least chip in for Trump Shrouds for any of the Tulsa orgy-goers who die this year because of their attendance. Wrap 'em in big MAGA sheets with that fat cheese-complexioned face on 'em. Let the image of Trump escort them to their great reward. "Donald sent me... Why the fuck is it so hot??"
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Trump: And she asked me if I was in yet, and I said, of course I wasn't in yet. Women know when I'm in them, so clearly I wasn't in her yet.
Reporter: I was asking about the Chinese Tariffs.
Reporter: I was asking about the Chinese Tariffs.
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The WH has just declared Saturday to be the first Junetard, commemorating the day Trump emancipated the Okies from face masks. And don't blame me for the un-PC language. 'Tard' and 'Okies' are now tweet-worthy terms of respect.
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You are supposed to say 'it is just a joke', that pretty much covers anything.
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So Trump is at a campaign rally, first in a long time, and spends a good chunk of it talking about a slippery slope (not the fallacy, but the death ramp at West Point) and drinking water with silk ties.
I like this highlight.
I like this highlight.
Absolutely the most rubbery shoe ever! It could be a crime it has so much rubber? How can the General even walk, the friction must be yuge!President Trump said:
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Rubber-loaded shoes.President Trump said:
In a dress uniform.
At West Point.
For graduation.
For a graduation ceremony with THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (and the commesurate media presence) attending.
A general made sure to get obviously-enhanced-traction, kniwing he'd be pictured with BONESPURS on a slickified ramp.
Seriously, if you want to set this idiot up for embarrassments, give him a microphone.