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A little pregnant

Loren Pechtel said:
I just ran into a doctor saying you can't be a little pregnant.


What if you're carrying a dwarf? :D
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I don't believe the symptoms of dwarfism begin to show until premature fusing of the bones occurs. The fetus of a person born with genetic dwarfism would develop normally and be an average birth weight.

Does that answer your question?
 
rousseau said:
Code: 
while(pregnant)
{
    if(babyPoppedOut())
     {
         pregnant = false;
     }
}
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Okay, how about this?

Code: 
#include "CWomb.h"

extern bool HadEnoughKids(void);

void main(void)
{
   pWomb = new CWomb;

   for(;;)
   {
      if(pWomb->HysterectomyNecessary())
      {
         delete pWomb;
         pWomb = NULL;
      }

      if(pWomb)
      {
         if(pWomb->TooYoung())
            continue;

         if(HadEnoughKids())
         {
             pWomb->TieTubes();
             break;
         }

         pWomb->Impregnate();

         while(pWomb->IsPregnant())
               pWomb->Gestate();
      }
      else
      {
         break;
      }
   }

   if(pWomb)
      delete pWomb;
}

C++ protects the young better through encapsulation. Object oriented pregnancy is the way to go.
 
gmbteach said:
I think the Doctor in the OP was saying you either ARE or ARE NOT pregnant!
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The grammar does not make it clear who said what. The lack of punctuation make it possible Loren was the one who said, "You can be a little bit pregnant," and was so distracted by his wit, he collided with a doctor. What the doctor said about the incident is not reported, but we can't be sure who asked, "What if you're carrying a dwarf?"

This only introduces more ambiguities. A person could have a dwarf slung over their shoulder, which would have no effect on their degree of pregnancy.
 
Atheos said:
rousseau said:
Code: 
while(pregnant)
{
    if(babyPoppedOut())
     {
         pregnant = false;
     }
}
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Okay, how about this?

Code: 
#include "CWomb.h"

extern bool HadEnoughKids(void);

void main(void)
{
   pWomb = new CWomb;

   for(;;)
   {
      if(pWomb->HysterectomyNecessary())
      {
         delete pWomb;
         pWomb = NULL;
      }

      if(pWomb)
      {
         if(pWomb->TooYoung())
            continue;

         if(HadEnoughKids())
         {
             pWomb->TieTubes();
             break;
         }

         pWomb->Impregnate();

         while(pWomb->IsPregnant())
               pWomb->Gestate();
      }
      else
      {
         break;
      }
   }

   if(pWomb)
      delete pWomb;
}

C++ protects the young better through encapsulation. Object oriented pregnancy is the way to go.
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Your for loop and break are nice, have never done or seen that before.
 
How many buns must be in the oven
Before a woman is very pregnant?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
The answer is blowing in the wind.
 
Atheos said:
How many buns must be in the oven
Before a woman is very pregnant?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.
The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Well, if they stuck to BLOWING we wouldn' t be in this predicament in the first place.
 
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