ApostateAbe
Veteran Member
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2002
- Messages
- 1,299
- Location
- Colorado, USA
- Basic Beliefs
- Infotheist. I believe the gods to be mere information.
I went to Chipotle, yesterday.
"I have a special diet. I eat only genetically-modified food."
Two guys behind the counter laughed. "Ooh, not here, you are going to have to go next door."
"OK, see you later."
I thought I may have better luck at Whole Foods. They sell all kinds of things.
There were four staff members hanging out a cash register near the customer service desk.
"I have a special diet. I eat only genetically-modified food."
"...Is this a joke?"
"No, you see, if I eat anything but GMOs, I get an upset stomach out of principle."
"What specifically are you looking for?" He was kinda flustered.
"Just groceries. Tell me what you have."
A woman spoke up. "No, sorry, we have standards, so we don't sell GMOs." And she went on a little spiel about the high quality of their foods.
I said, "Oh, so all you sell is pseudoscience."
Four seconds of silence. And then she said, "Yeah, sorry."
"I have a special diet. I eat only genetically-modified food."
Two guys behind the counter laughed. "Ooh, not here, you are going to have to go next door."
"OK, see you later."
I thought I may have better luck at Whole Foods. They sell all kinds of things.
There were four staff members hanging out a cash register near the customer service desk.
"I have a special diet. I eat only genetically-modified food."
"...Is this a joke?"
"No, you see, if I eat anything but GMOs, I get an upset stomach out of principle."
"What specifically are you looking for?" He was kinda flustered.
"Just groceries. Tell me what you have."
A woman spoke up. "No, sorry, we have standards, so we don't sell GMOs." And she went on a little spiel about the high quality of their foods.
I said, "Oh, so all you sell is pseudoscience."
Four seconds of silence. And then she said, "Yeah, sorry."