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Now you have done it pood, you have crossed the line.Novel Written by Hard Determinism Wins Pulitzer Prize
IIDB (Internet News Service) — A novel written by the illustrious novelist Hard Determinism has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for fiction.
The novel, The Gallant Gallstone, was entirely cribbed from the novel The Fountainhead, also written by Mr. Determinism via the meat robot Ayn Rand. Therefore there was no question of plagiarism.
The novel tells the story of a gallstone that thinks it has free will but then is dissolved by castor oil, proving somehow or other that free will is an illusion.
“I couldn’t be more hard-determined honored by this hard-determined award,” Mr. Determinism told a gaggle of hard-determined reporters who were hard-determined to ask Mr. Determinism stupid hard-determined questions. “I only wish that I actually knew how to write.”
Mr. Determinism said his next project was to take dictation from the Big Bang without the slightest clue what he was going to write about.
“The Big Bang will let my (His) fingers do the talking,” Mr. Determinism said, adding that “Hard Determinism — that is, me — will permit no alternate choices.”
You can step on my blue suede shoes, but you can't step on Ayn Rand.
Randism, a blast from the past.
I thought Rand was uber free will. In Fountainhead the architect and creative free will versus the restrictive system.