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I.e., you didn't understand my argument so you decided my argument was "We're in the monkey family because we're related to monkeys." That wasn't my argument. Let's try this another way. Yes, our nearest relatives are apes, and yes, we ARE apes if you like cladistic naming conventions. That doesn't conflict with what I wrote, because the ape family is a part of the monkey family; cladistically speaking, apes ARE monkeys. The point, though, is that old world monkeys such as baboons and rhesus moneys are more closely related to us and the other apes than they are to new world monkeys like marmosets and spider monkeys. There simply is no family that contains all the monkeys but doesn't contain us. Nothing like that is the case with canines. If wolves were more closely related to us than to jackals then your comparison would be apt, but in fact all the canines are closer to one another than they are to us.Of course we are.
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You see the short 45-degree line segment connecting the long 135-degree line leading to tarsiers to the long 135-degree line leading to new world monkeys? Either the species at the top of that segment was a type of monkey, or else it was not, agreed? Well, if it was a monkey, then since it was our ancestor, humans are part of the monkey family (technically an "infraorder".) Conversely, if it was not a monkey, then its descendants evolved into monkeys twice, independently, once into the new world monkeys and separately into the old world monkeys. But evolution doesn't repeat itself like that. The same family doesn't arise twice. Ergo, we're part of the monkey family. (And if you share the modern taste for "cladistic" terminology, ergo, we are monkeys.)
We ate distantly related to EVERYTHING. Look at your own cladogram. Yes, like monkeys, we are primates, but our nearest relatives are apes . In fact we ARE apes — Great Apes. It’s no more helpful to describe us as members of the monkey family that it would be to describe us as members of the canine family, even though everything has a universal common ancestor.