If a caliphate like this got their way, what would such a world look like? Not a world I would like to live in, I think. Bacon would have to show up and remind everyone how to dance.
Not to derail the thread (he says as he derails the thread), but Kevin Bacon never actually reminded anyone how to dance. They were all dancing in the streets quite regularly before he got there. He tried to convince the elders of the town to not get all bent out of shape over the dancing but he failed and then just rented a hall in the next town over where dancing had been permitted all along.
He's not actually the legendary hero that everyone makes him out to be. He really did nothing.