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Anonymous Hacks / Releases Trump Emails

Jimmy Higgins

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NEW YORK, NY - The amorphous hacking group known as Anonymous claims to have hacked Donald Trump's email account and has published the emails online. In general, many of the emails are innocuous and only refer to day to day campaign related issues. However, a group of emails appear to be emails written by the Billionaire to himself, encouraging himself during the campaign for President. The folder of emails titled "My Fans" held approximately 150 emails that dated back to January 2015.

The early emails in the first half of 2015 appeared to show Trump trying to convince himself that he should run for President. "Dear Mr. Trump, we need Greatness in America and you are the only man who can provide it!"

The emails varied in length from a few sentences, to long ramblings diatribes.

One email entitled, "The Best Man for the Job", consistently refers to himself as the man suited to make "American Great Again!" in bold type. In another email entitled "Anyone but Hillary", Trump writes to himself that "Hillary is crooked and wrong for America. Only Trump is great enough to handle the role to move America back to greatness!"

Rumors recently have been coming to the surface that Donald Trump may consider quitting the race for President and withdraw from the nomination. This speculation has been furthered with a couple emails from the last week, including one titled "Is America even ready for your greatness?" Within the email, the text indicated a "fear" that America wasn't ready from Trump's greatness and that perhaps it would be "necessary to pause the campaign" for a number of years until "America was ready to become Great Again."

There was no response for comments from the Trump campaign.
 
The fact that this is a Poe... oi... this election cycle has just been awful! I figured the last main paragraph would have made it obvious.
 
The fact that this is a Poe... oi... this election cycle has just been awful! I figured the last main paragraph would have made it obvious.
Didn't read it. Saw no reason to. The part you referenced seemed perfectly plausible, but none of it was interesting enough for me to click.
 
So Trump's emails are just as shallow as he is?
 
The fact that this is a Poe... oi... this election cycle has just been awful! I figured the last main paragraph would have made it obvious.
Didn't read it. Saw no reason to. The part you referenced seemed perfectly plausible, but none of it was interesting enough for me to click.
The part I referenced is the only part, I wrote it.
 
Didn't read it. Saw no reason to. The part you referenced seemed perfectly plausible, but none of it was interesting enough for me to click.

Click what? The nonexistent link to Jimmy's nonexistent satirical news site?
 
Well, if you ask me, this thread title is going to get a lot of people overly excited. :D
There is very little in the emails that could outdo what he says in public, short of...

Dear Hillary,

We almost have this one in the bag for you. White House, Senate, House... all of it!

Your Lovable Cheeto,
Donald Trump
 
I stopped at "long rambling diatribes."

Trump doesn't strike me as the sort of man who has the patience to sit at a computer and peck away for any length of time.

From Trump's ghostwriter:

For the book, though, Trump needed to provide him with sustained, thoughtful recollections. He asked Trump to describe his childhood in detail. After sitting for only a few minutes in his suit and tie, Trump became impatient and irritable. He looked fidgety, Schwartz recalls, “like a kindergartner who can’t sit still in a classroom.” Even when Schwartz pressed him, Trump seemed to remember almost nothing of his youth, and made it clear that he was bored. Far more quickly than Schwartz had expected, Trump ended the meeting.
 
This election, it's not always easy to tell. We're talking about a guy who kicked a baby out of one of his events for crying. I'm not sure someone could sell this election as fiction.
 
Well, if you ask me, this thread title is going to get a lot of people overly excited. :D
There is very little in the emails that could outdo what he says in public, short of...

Dear Hillary,

We almost have this one in the bag for you. White House, Senate, House... all of it!

Your Lovable Cheeto,
Donald Trump

STOP! Just STOP IT! Besides, that should be "Your Lovable Ferret-Wearing Cheeto"
 
This election, it's not always easy to tell. We're talking about a guy who kicked a baby out of one of his events for crying. I'm not sure someone could sell this election as fiction.

It's a good thing he didn't kick out all the crybabies or they're be no one left to vote for him.
 
This election, it's not always easy to tell. We're talking about a guy who kicked a baby out of one of his events for crying. I'm not sure someone could sell this election as fiction.
Closest thing would be Bulworth.
 
One of the emails he sent to himself said "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
 
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