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Anybody else Looking Forward to the Game if Thrones Season 7 Premiere?

 
 
 
Jayjay said:
ZiprHead said:
Yup, Sam grabbed a bunch of books and scrolls on the way out.

The first thing I thought about Jamie falling into the pond was the pond was only horse knee deep where he fell.
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That explains how he and Bronn could "swim" to safety wearing full armor and with a goddamn golden prosthetic hand.
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Yep. Given the set-up of the battle, I was really disappointed that one or both of them didn't end up among the toasted lions.
 
I reckon Arya is waiting out of courtesy to her sister. The same reason why she went to Winterfell in the first place, rather than King's Landing.
 
The previews make it look like Littlefinger's plan worked, that he set the sisters against each other.

Arya's stealth powers must be rusty.
 
Jayjay said:
I reckon Arya is waiting out of courtesy to her sister. The same reason why she went to Winterfell in the first place, rather than King's Landing.
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Hmm, she seemed more unable to keep going once she realized she still had more family to try and protect. Her priorities are still heavily skewed to revenge but she's learning I think that it might not always be what she even wants let alone the best avenue. Like with the Hound and with walking away from Brienne.

I'd hate to see her slide back to jealousy for her sister when they need to be pulling together. Acknowledging her sister's faults is fine but thinking she's gonna be the one to fix the whole kingdom, and just by killing Cersei so I hope she doesn't move to far in that direction. That place is far more fucked from a variety of arenas and individuals it's not gonna get pretty real quick.

I hope the show runners don't give us too many more time slips to save money or get tie-ins stuffed together.

I'm not too pissed at the leaps they made so far as travel for the Dothraki and swimming for Bronn and Jaime I did not really ne to see to understand how that happened.
 
DolphinDynasty said:
Jayjay said:
I reckon Arya is waiting out of courtesy to her sister. The same reason why she went to Winterfell in the first place, rather than King's Landing.
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Hmm, she seemed more unable to keep going once she realized she still had more family to try and protect. Her priorities are still heavily skewed to revenge but she's learning I think that it might not always be what she even wants let alone the best avenue. Like with the Hound and with walking away from Brienne.
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Brienne's not on her list is she? And she thought Hound was as good as dead anyway.
 
Jayjay said:
DolphinDynasty said:
Hmm, she seemed more unable to keep going once she realized she still had more family to try and protect. Her priorities are still heavily skewed to revenge but she's learning I think that it might not always be what she even wants let alone the best avenue. Like with the Hound and with walking away from Brienne.
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Brienne's not on her list is she? And she thought Hound was as good as dead anyway.
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While Brienne was not on the list she also did not trust her over the Hound.

Also, she said herself she di not kill the Hound when she got confused and began thinking she no longer wanted to actively kill him so she walked away and left him to die instead, leaving an opening as slim as it was for him not to die. She said that to the Waif when the Waif was asking abut her list.
 
So, Arya is going to King's Landing disguised as Sansa?
 
Season 7 is starting to look like Game of Thrones: Fanfiction edition. All your favourite characters go on a road trip and hilarity ensues. Starring Deus Ex Machina.
 
Patooka said:
Season 7 is starting to look like Game of Thrones: Fanfiction edition. All your favourite characters go on a road trip and hilarity ensues. Starring Deus Ex Machina.
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Maybe, but one of the dragons becoming an undead servant of the Night King is a bit of a monkey wrench.

As for the "fan fiction edition" thing, that's to be expected given that they are no longer adapting from George R. R. Martin's work.
 
Last week, Colbert called GoT, LoTR with butt stuff. And so this week they do the eagles dragons dues ex machina rescue.

You knew that blue eye was coming at the end, but I still liked it. Except for how Benjen got short shrift.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
Jayjay said:
So, Arya is going to King's Landing disguised as Sansa?
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No, Arya is going to kill litter finger.
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Wasn't Jacken Hagar able to face-shift even tho the person was not yet dead? And really, it's not like arya really has dead faces full of skin and hair since they'd decay and shit. So maybe she does turn into Sansa for the purposes of killing Little Finger, but without her having to kill her sister?
 
This season has become a bit like X-men 3, though not as bad. A lot of cool stuff happening, but not enough stuff that makes sense. Seriously, in the dead of winter and they find thin ice?! But it isn't bad enough to walk across, but then it is, and then it isn't, and then it is, and finally, it is.

And what in the heck is taking the zombie army so long to get to the wall?!
 
They've been busy with their swimming lessons, that's how they were able to pull out the dragon.
 
blastula said:
They've been busy with their swimming lessons, that's how they were able to pull out the dragon.
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Yeah, they walked into the water and pulled out the dragon, with massive chains.

Whitewalker Bill: Yeah, uh huh. The Dumbest Whitewalker, huh?
Whitewalker Mitch: Shut up Bill.
Whitewalker Bill: Who is laughing now?!
Whitewalker Mitch: Shut up Bill.
Whitewalker Bill: Who needs hundreds of feet of large steel link chains? Why would you be so stupid to bring those along?
Whitewalker Mitch: Shut up Bill.
Whitewalker Bill: Ain't getting no dragon without these chains I say. Who are the dumb ones now?
Whitewalker Mitch: *stabs himself with dragon glass*

Meanwhile while dragging the dragon out:
Whitewalker 1: You know, I just thought of something.
Whitewalker 2: What?
Whitewalker 1: We are walking at the bottom of the water.
Whitewalker 2: So?
Whitewalker 1: Why didn't we do this to get to those people and kill them?
Whitewalker 2: I never thought of that.
Script Writer: Hmm... neither did I.

Jon Snow: Dude, can you give us some flaming swords too, you selfish prick?!
 
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