I give you only two choices. They are comically clumsy. If you don’t pick the one that makes me look good, then I will claim you have picked the absurd one that I think is a fantastic argument against you,, but is actually a rather childish caricature of a choice.
My former pastor had a pat question whenever he met someone new. He mentioned it repeatedly during sermons, so you could tell he was proud of it.
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? Or is that something you're still thinking about?"
Nice binary choice. Either you choose the first option--in which case he would invite you to the next church service where you can find out how to become a member. Or you go for Door number 2--in which case he would ask for your contact information so that someone can reach out to "answer your questions about salvation." After all, you said you were thinking about it, so you must be hungry for answers.
He's smart enough to know that there's a third answer--"None of the above." Or even a fourth--"None of your business." But since he didn't ask an open-ended question, the unwary person is pressured to choose Heads or Tails, letting him get his foot in your proverbial door.