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[Keith&Co.]

Where did all the Minnesota mountain gorillas go?

I dunno, but i bet it involves a Make America Great ball cap...


Why is Trump bragging about the economy when we're still operating on Obama's last budget?

 

[Atheos]

Pirate Ninjas.

How long will this thread last?

Until snoiduspoitus comes along to save the day.

Where did all the Minnesota mountain gorillas go?

They died jumping out of trees stamping out flaming ducks. Each one made an indentation that filled up with water, giving Minnesota the nickname "Land of 10000 lakes."

Why were all those ducks on fire?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why were all those ducks on fire?

Their video hit the top of the charts. Everyone said they were 'on fire.'

What did those ducks sing on their video, though?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why were all those ducks on fire?

Their video hit the top of the charts. Everyone said they were 'on fire.'

What did those ducks sing on their video, though?

'Disco Duck'. Thought it was obvious.

When ducks attack, is it best to duck and cover?

 

[LordKiran]

Their video hit the top of the charts. Everyone said they were 'on fire.'

What did those ducks sing on their video, though?

'Disco Duck'. Thought it was obvious.

When ducks attack, is it best to duck and cover?

No, it's best to dog them with stray gunfire until they get that this is YOUR hood!

Why are traitors to the blacks called "Uncle Toms" but traitors to the US aren't called "Uncle Sams?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why are traitors to the blacks called "Uncle Toms" but traitors to the US aren't called "Uncle Sams?"

Because Disney didn't make a movie where Uncle Sam sang with cartoon communists?

WHy is it called assault, and not appepper?

 

[Atheos]

WHy is it called assault, and not appepper?

Because peppering requires an Uzi or other similar high delivery weapon.

Do you still have to wear a flower in your hair if you're going to San Francisco?

 

[gmbteach]

WHy is it called assault, and not appepper?

Because peppering requires an Uzi or other similar high delivery weapon.

Do you still have to wear a flower in your hair if you're going to San Francisco?

Only in the left ear lobe if you are happy!

Why is a fake heart in the shape it is?

 

[Atheos]

Why is a fake heart in the shape it is?

Because otherwise it would be a real heart and that would just be gross. Nobody wants to look at that.

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?

 

[fast]

Yes. Can't believe you weren't confident about that.

Why can't people answer a damn question? If I ask what time it is, just say it's "12:45." Don't give me a math problem (quarter till 1)

 

[Elixir]

Yes. Can't believe you weren't confident about that.

Why can't people answer a damn question? If I ask what time it is, just say it's "12:45." Don't give me a math problem (quarter till 1)

Because saying it's 12;45 is FAKE NEWS except for twice a day, for a total of 2 minutes.
Why don't people want to know how to build a clock?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why don't people want to know how to build a clock?

Because these days everyone uses their phones to tell time and cannot read a clock, even if they builded it.
WHich is why my office clock is


Why do people not understand the concept of a leap second?

 

[Atheos]

Why do people not understand the concept of a leap second?

Because time is a flat continuum, completely unrelated to such entities as exhibit capacities commensurate with negotiating objects by way of self-initiated propulsion over said objects.

In a related vein, why don't people eschew obfuscation?

 

[ZiprHead]

Because these days everyone uses their phones to tell time and cannot read a clock, even if they builded it.

Not true. This is the wrist watch I wear almost daily. I have others for more formal use.

 

[fast]

Because these days everyone uses their phones to tell time and cannot read a clock, even if they builded it.

Not true. This is the wrist watch I wear almost daily. I have others for more formal use.

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My answer is yes!

Why do people say I get answers wrong when the truth is my answers are simply true answers lying in wait for someone to ask the correct question?

 

[Elixir]

Not true. This is the wrist watch I wear almost daily. I have others for more formal use.

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My answer is yes!

Why do people say I get answers wrong when the truth is my answers are simply true answers lying in wait for someone to ask the correct question?

Because true answers lying are Fake News.

Why doesn't the digital display on Ziprhead's watch display the time indicated by the hands? (I mean.... it's not even off by an increment of hours, which would indicate another time zone...)

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why doesn't the digital display on Ziprhead's watch display the time indicated by the hands?

Because the picture was taken on June 30th. Digital watches NEVER work on June 30th. That's how you know it's June 30th.

Where has our nation lost it's whey?

 

[ZiprHead]

Why doesn't the digital display on Ziprhead's watch display the time indicated by the hands?

Because the picture was taken on June 30th. Digital watches NEVER work on June 30th. That's how you know it's June 30th.

Where has our nation lost it's whey?

Because they got mixed up with the curds and then ISIS bombed the shit out of them.

Why are men attracted to large breasted women?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Why are men attracted to large breasted women?

Because they're big boobys.

Why does no one let me finish when my sentence starts with 'well, my fetish is...'?

 

[Elixir]

Why are men attracted to large breasted women?

Because they're big boobys.

Why does no one let me finish when my sentence starts with 'well, my fetish is...'?

Because they already know.

Does this milk taste sour?