Bagels

[Gun Nut]

I've done that. No shame.

No, it's fine. The proper condiments for a hot dog are actually fritessaus (dutch mayo) and sriracha. Don't let these purists fool you with their mustard, which is actually the very last thing you should put on a hot dog.

"last" because it goes on top, as the most important ingredient, you mean.

 

[rousseau]

I've done that. No shame.

No, it's fine. The proper condiments for a hot dog are actually fritessaus (dutch mayo) and sriracha. Don't let these purists fool you with their mustard, which is actually the very last thing you should put on a hot dog.

"last" because it goes on top, as the most important ingredient, you mean.

Yea I've changed my tune, but it has to be top-grade mustard.

 

[Gun Nut]

"last" because it goes on top, as the most important ingredient, you mean.

Yea I've changed my tune, but it has to be top-grade mustard.

oh sure.. definitely... all mustards are not, by any means, equal. that stuff people call "yellow mustard" is pretty bad. If you can't find a mustard seed in it.. it ain't mustard. There's nothing like the "pop" of a mustard seed in your teeth to remind you how delicious lunch was.

 

[TSwizzle]

AhhhhgH! What's next? Ketchup on hot dogs? Is there no sense of right and wrong anymore?

Once I witnessed a man put..... mayonnaise on a hot dog. He didn't even look ashamed.

I worked in a bar and I had this one regular, he would order a 12 year old Macallan single malt Scotch whisky, which wasn't cheap and he put LEMONADE in it !!! I had to come between him and another patron when an argument ensued over this egregious act of vandalism.

 

[Politesse]

AhhhhgH! What's next? Ketchup on hot dogs? Is there no sense of right and wrong anymore?

Once I witnessed a man put..... mayonnaise on a hot dog. He didn't even look ashamed.

I worked in a bar and I had this one regular, he would order a 12 year old Macallan single malt Scotch whisky, which wasn't cheap and he put LEMONADE in it !!! I had to come between him and another patron when an argument ensued over this egregious act of vandalism.

I'd have decked him.

 

[Politesse]

No, scratch that, I'd have come over with the lemonade, looked him in the eye, and poured the lemonade out onto the bar.