Jimmy Higgins
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LONDON, ENGLAND -- The World Health Organization (WHO) has confirmed that a celebrity has contracted the Coronavirus. The celebrity has not yet been identified by the WHO, though TMZ is reporting the celebrity is former Full House star Dave Coulier. The WHO indicated that this modifies the global protocols of handling outbreaks and will result in the Coronavirus outbreak being immediately declared as a "global health emergency".
Officials at the WHO were quick to caution that there is no verifiable evidence to suggest that celebrities are at a greater risk of transmitting or catching the virus. They stated that the only thing known for certain is that diseases celebrities suffer from are considered more serious.
Relatedly, Senator Rand Paul left the impeachment hearing after the Chief Justice refused to read his question. The infuriated Senator from the Bluegrass state Kentucky complained that his question simply was trying to determine if the Whistleblower had contracted the Coronavirus. "It is a serious matter that could impact the health of our nation," protested the Senator. "And we can't do that without identifying who the Whistleblower is."
CORRECTION -- Kentucky is the Bluegrass State, not the Blue Ass State.
Officials at the WHO were quick to caution that there is no verifiable evidence to suggest that celebrities are at a greater risk of transmitting or catching the virus. They stated that the only thing known for certain is that diseases celebrities suffer from are considered more serious.
Relatedly, Senator Rand Paul left the impeachment hearing after the Chief Justice refused to read his question. The infuriated Senator from the Bluegrass state Kentucky complained that his question simply was trying to determine if the Whistleblower had contracted the Coronavirus. "It is a serious matter that could impact the health of our nation," protested the Senator. "And we can't do that without identifying who the Whistleblower is."
CORRECTION -- Kentucky is the Bluegrass State, not the Blue Ass State.
