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"Downtown Regatta" sounded too aristocratic, and we only got fourteen participants. But the next year, we called it 'Occupy The Reflecting Pool,' and.....
 
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I Like Those Boats
Me So Floaty Version


I like those boats and I cannot lie,
You other boaters can't deny
When a Four Winns floats up next to you with its starboard in your face
You get sprung
That boat you got make me so floaty
 
Atheos said:
(I vote let's bring back the girl with the post-it notes.)
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Well, with a nod to Mindlab:
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[Intro: Two preppy males talking:]
Oh, my, god. Peter, look at his secretary.
She's got post-its. [scoff]
More like post-tits, huh?
[Snork! Snort! Slaps on the back for how incredibly original this joke is]
But, you know, who understands those secretaries, huh? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she types like a total prostitute, 'kay?


I like post-ITS! and i cannot lie!
Your manager may deny
That when a girl walks in with a memo hem
And the yellow bits in your face,
You get sprung, wanna unplug your 'puter
And write emails on her pooter.....
 
Keith&Co. said:
Atheos said:
(I vote let's bring back the girl with the post-it notes.)
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Well, with a nod to Mindlab:
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[Intro: Two preppy males talking:]
Oh, my, god. Peter, look at his secretary.
She's got post-its. [scoff]
More like post-tits, huh?
[Snork! Snort! Slaps on the back for how incredibly original this joke is]
But, you know, who understands those secretaries, huh? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she types like a total prostitute, 'kay?


I like post-ITS! and i cannot lie!
Your manager may deny
That when a girl walks in with a memo hem
And the yellow bits in your face,
You get sprung, wanna unplug your 'puter
And write emails on her pooter.....
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Alright. You made me laugh.
Is this the Me So Notey version?
 
Mindlab Expositor said:
Keith&Co. said:
Well, with a nod to Mindlab:
View attachment 2550

[Intro: Two preppy males talking:]
Oh, my, god. Peter, look at his secretary.
She's got post-its. [scoff]
More like post-tits, huh?
[Snork! Snort! Slaps on the back for how incredibly original this joke is]
But, you know, who understands those secretaries, huh? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she types like a total prostitute, 'kay?


I like post-ITS! and i cannot lie!
Your manager may deny
That when a girl walks in with a memo hem
And the yellow bits in your face,
You get sprung, wanna unplug your 'puter
And write emails on her pooter.....
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Alright. You made me laugh.
Is this the Me So Notey version?
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Ha! Notey little girl.
 
Well done everyone! Take notey! :D

WINNER

Keith&Co. said:
"Downtown Regatta" sounded too aristocratic, and we only got fourteen participants. But the next year, we called it 'Occupy The Reflecting Pool,' and.....
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Runner up: Wiploc with "Showing preparedness for another Dunkirk."

* British propaganda later exploited the successful evacuation of Dunkirk in 1940, and particularly the role of the "Dunkirk little ships", very effectively. Many of the "little ships" were private vessels such as fishing boats and pleasure cruisers, but commercial vessels such as ferries also contributed to the force, including a number from as far away as the Isle of Man and Glasgow. These smaller vessels—guided by naval craft across the Channel from the Thames Estuary and from Dover—assisted in the official evacuation. Being able to reach much closer in the beachfront shallows than larger craft, the "little ships" acted as shuttles to and from the larger craft, lifting troops who were queuing in the water, many waiting shoulder-deep in water for hours. The term "Dunkirk Spirit" still refers to a popular belief in the solidarity of the British people in times of adversity.
 
My favorite: "Pardon me.... do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Let's see if I can post a picture:

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In the Korean re-make, Hally Pottel uses a bluegum wand. In this scene, Hally rides behind Dumberdole on a motorbike, and casts the "Loamus Expectoratus" spell.
 
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Boring Harvard only had Hillary Clinton to give a commencement speech. Beijing University got motherfucking Michael Bay. That's how you send off a class of graduates.
 
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