Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

The latest technique in getting drunk!

 

[Keith&Co.]

....

 

[Atheos]

As you can see, if you try to drink from the wrong side of the glass while inserting the suppository you don't notice it as much.

 

[Smoker]

The new yoga position Thirsty Dumbass really stretches out the hamstrings and helps to build balance

 

[Keith&Co.]

Calories don't count if your nipples are pointing at your toes when you drink them....

 

[angelo]

Sorry -- let's see if this works:

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Damn it!!! I can't see my Rolex this mutt swallowed!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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Honey, great news. Not only was Muffy not pregnant, we can also cancel the missing child report!

 

[Thomas II]

Japanese cocktail party...

 

[none]

Calories don't count if your nipples are pointing at your toes when you drink them....

Winner

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winner

Thanx.

Okay:

 

[Atheos]

Sam's clever choice of weapon for the duel had him only wishing he had selected a fatter assistant to hide behind.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Stunning America, new evidence was released that indicated the presence of a second shooter in Dallas.

 

[gmbteach]

Is that a gun on your shoulder or is your buddy just really glad to see me?

 

[none]

Winner

Thanx.

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The biggest baddest gun on is way to be fitted with silencer, marketed for balance of power and concealment it was great with the inner city folk.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Elmer Fudd, the Vaudeville years.

 

[hyzer]

Elmer Fudd, the Vaudeville years.

"be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting republicans . . . "

 

[Thomas II]

Hey, ducks, say hello to my little friend...

 

[Thomas II]

Elmer Fudd, the Vaudeville years.

"be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting republicans . . . "

"Be vewy vewy qwiet, we are overcompensating here..."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Stunning America, new evidence was released that indicated the presence of a second shooter in Dallas.

That's a bit misleading. At the Dallas assassination, there was a second shooter...in Fort Worth.

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Hey, ducks, say hello to my little friend...

This one made me laugh so hard i woke up my kids.

Winner, Thomas II

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Here we go...