Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Amazing how pervasive the star wars culture is.

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How's this?

Which way to the cantina club?

 

[hyzer]

Two immigrants donned disguises and were welcomed across the border into the US....

 

[none]

How's this?

In space no one can wear your sombrero

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meh... anchor droids.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Later that day, Trump managed to not only alienate many voters, but singlehandedly created the Latino-Nerd-Geeks-Star-Wars-Women-And-Children Alliance for Getting Trump Deported movement.

 

[Jayjay]

After the divorce, Han Solo had to go back to flying the Kessel Run just to pay for the child support. And to add insult to the injury, he had a creeping suspicion that Han Jr. wasn't his biological son to begin with.

 

[angelo]

Two immigrants donned disguises and were welcomed across the border into the US....

Some great entries, but gone with this one as it's the subject of the moment.

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! Let's have some timely captions for this . . . .

 

[angelo]

What are you doing Barack? I'm working on a time machine, I'm going to become president of USA in 2007.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks! Let's have some timely captions for this . . . .

All I need is a flux capacitor

Sir Tim Berner-Lee's 1st web server

Mum's gunna kill you when she sees what you did to the microwave.

 

[Thomas II]

Just hours after his release from police custody, Ahmed finally finishes his atomic clock...

 

[Jayjay]

There wasn't much left of NASA after this year's funding cuts.

 

[Jayjay]

"Hey Ahmed, do you know what time it ... oh right, nevermind."

 

[angelo]

Is it 12 hours yet?

 

[hyzer]

"Hey Ahmed, do you know what time it ... oh right, nevermind."

The Winner! Take it Jayjay

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Tonight on Things that can't possibly explode because there is nothing there that looks remotely explosive... only on Discovery.

 

[Jayjay]

EDITED. The first one was a bit tasteless. So here is some bestiality instead.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Part of the Jawa religion insists that there's no more than forty gallons of water in the entire world. When the adherents go to more watery worlds, they pass out at the mere sight of oceans. Sometimes even at the sight of lakes, streams, swimming pools, fountains, water coolers, rain, lawn sprinklers....

 

[angelo]

EDITED. The first one was a bit tasteless. So here is some bestiality instead.

Jerry is becoming curious about sex.

 

[jonatha]

EDITED. The first one was a bit tasteless. So here is some bestiality instead.

Yuck. Warm lips...