Caption Contest

[ronburgundy]

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Three London police officers attack each other over who gets to frisk suspect.


or


Riot suddenly ends as everyone begins masturbating.

 

[Atheos]

Pssssst... do you like to play with cigars?

 

[ZiprHead]

Are you as bored as I am?

 

[gmbteach]

I cannot believe I chose her over Monica! What was I thinking?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

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Three London police officers attack each other over who gets to frisk suspect.

Take it away, ronburgundy!

 

[angelo]

Pssssst... do you like to play with cigars?

 

[ronburgundy]

 

[jonatha]

Honey, your prom date is here

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Do you have any lotion?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Tragically, this was the last photo of Michael alive before he was attacked and killed by a prowling UPS truck.

 

[gmbteach]

Why yes! I did whip up my suit, those uniforms and that truck using my trusty little sewing machine.

 

[Thomas II]

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling kid and his stupid sewing machine!"

 

[angelo]

Sewing machine, what sewing machine! This is just my picnic hamper.

 

[ZiprHead]

Does this outfit make me look gay?

No, but giving a blowjob to a UPS driver while he's driving does.

 

[angelo]

Is it 24 hours yet?

 

[Thomas II]

Yes, >24, so since ronburgundy is not around...

The WINNERS are Jimmy and Angelo.

First to post takes it away!

 

[angelo]

 

[jonatha]

Fortunately there were no points deducted for lack of feet.

 

[Thomas II]

No,no,no, and NO! This is not the "Beautiful Women" thread! This is the "Caption Contest" thread! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times!







(That's my caption...)

 

[gmbteach]

Yes, I used to be a man! And what do I want, the right to use whatever bathroom I want!