Caption Contest

[hyzer]

View attachment 10387

The NBA needs to keep stats on "blocked snots".

 

[OLDMAN]

You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[Elixir]

OOC

You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you can't pick your friend's nose.

You can tune a car, you can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish.

 

[Thomas II]

View attachment 10387

And this one for the road...

 

[blastula]

Posterize this!

 

[ZiprHead]

How about this one.

You're a ninja, Angelo. I actually already saved that pic for use in the caption contest but you beat me too it.

 

[OLDMAN]

In some countries we just call it tuna. We assume it is a fish.

 

[none]

How about this one.

View attachment 10387

They call him booger

 

[Thomas II]

>24 hour rule...Open to new picture.

 

[athee]

not sure if this has been posted yet (quick search didn't hit any)..... anyhow ... ouch!

 

[OLDMAN]

From now on, bullfighting will be called: Karma...because every now and then...

 

[Wiploc]

View attachment 10399

"You may feel a little pressure ..."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Haw! Stupid bull, tear me a new one? I already have one there.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[Thomas II]

Can you hear me now?

 

[ZiprHead]

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Okay, I know I can do better. I'll keep thinking.

 

[athee]

Right about now, I think you regret not picking something deadlier than a mere spear.

 

[angelo]

View attachment 10399

How do you like that shit for brains!

 

[ZiprHead]

View attachment 10399

Revenge of the Herds

or

Elton John's Saturday night.

 

[Thomas II]

When it sounds like a horn, and your butt poops out some corn, diarrhea...

 

[Thomas II]

Ok, that's gonna leave a mark...