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"A free wish for my birthday, you say? OK, I want to be President of the United States"
"Umm ... that's actually quite an important position and a lot of damage could be done if an unqualified person ..."
"Hey, it's my wish so make it happen. Then go and see young Dubya over there - it's his birthday next week"
 
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And that's why spectators at diving events aren't allowed air horns any more.
 

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Springboard, apply directly to forehead. Springboard, apply directly to forehead. Springboard, apply directly to forehead.
 
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A former gymnastics competitor, Shari kept trying to perfect a perfect one-point landing in competitive diving.
Turns out, this ain't it.
 
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The documentary team kept trying to look casual as they continued probing the question of just where a tame bear shits.
 
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Day 20: I still wear the 'piss-yellow' hat of a rookie. I take it as my due, which gives me credibility with the other, more experienced members of the team. The chief, however, is still angry that I ate the other rookie.
 
WINNER: :D

Keith&Co. said:
Day 20: I still wear the 'piss-yellow' hat of a rookie. I take it as my due, which gives me credibility with the other, more experienced members of the team. The chief, however, is still angry that I ate the other rookie.
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Take it away!
 
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