Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

WINNER:

In Russia, television watches you.

Take it away!

 

[Nonsupernaturalist]

Thank you! Keeping to the theme...

 

[Jaybees]

Parade floats are sure a lot more drab than they were when I was a kid.

 

[KeepTalking]

Thank you! Keeping to the theme...

Woman in the tan coat: "I think it's just a case of machine gun envy, Olga."

 

[bilby]

...and I said to the police chief, "It's about time somebody took this spate of muggings seriously", and he said "What do you want, an armed officer permanently guarding every few yards?", and I said "Why not?"...

 

[Bacillus anthracis]

[/QUOTE]

I didn't think Kristi at Forever 21 knew what she was talking about when she told me to buy the hat because it goes with the jacket. But now those chicks are totally checking out my ass. Thank you Kristi!

 

[Mageth]

"I tell you not call me at work. Can't talk now...busy occupy city. I call you later on way home!"

 

[Nonsupernaturalist]

Winner!

Bacillus anthracis wins! Props to Mageth for use of the "focus on a small detail" methodology

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While the army initially thought that the test of its new invisibility uniforms was a smashing success, further research discovered that they didn't work at all and the people in this neighbourhood just didn't give a rat's ass what it was that the damn youngin's were up to.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hour rule...First one to post a picture takes it away...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Shucks.
I wanted to do this: http://media.salon.com/2012/08/naval-drones.jpeg-1280x960.jpg
but the picture file is too large.

 

[Mageth]

Shucks.
I wanted to do this: http://media.salon.com/2012/08/naval-drones.jpeg-1280x960.jpg
but the picture file is too large.

"The blue wire!....no , wait! The yellow wire!!!"

 

[KeepTalking]

"Tell me again, how many astronauts are going to fit in this capsule?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look dude, it's your job to worry about how to get it shipped to my house. All I know is that this is what my wife said she wanted for her birthday.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Look dude, it's your job to worry about how to get it shipped to my house. All I know is that this is what my wife said she wanted for her birthday.

I do declare this a winnerizer.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hour rule...

 

[Keith&Co.]

After global warming peaked, tourists found Easter Island a lot more exciting to visit. You just had to keep clear of the constantly bitching archaeologists, straining their finds 'like goddamned gold prospectors at Sutter's Fucking Mill!'

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER!

After global warming peaked, tourists found Easter Island a lot more exciting to visit. You just had to keep clear of the constantly bitching archaeologists, straining their finds 'like goddamned gold prospectors at Sutter's Fucking Mill!'

Take it away!

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[Mageth]

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"Ha ha. What is it, a hat? And who's 'Reagan'"?