Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! Here is the next image. Probably need someone else to judge as my time is short and I only remembered this because I had to get to something else. mudlark can judge on who wins.

 

[angelo]

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Melenia, WTF are we?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

On the fritz, the Melania human sized puppet scandal was about to break wide open.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks! Here is the next image. Probably need someone else to judge as my time is short and I only remembered this because I had to get to something else. mudlark can judge on who wins.

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Calm down Donald. It's only mudlark (sensual sigh.)

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh my god, how the fuck hard do I need to pretend I don't know you for you to get the damn message?

 

[ZiprHead]

"What are you playing today, Melania?"

"I'm playing secret agent. What are you playing?"

"I'm playing president."

 

[Atheos]

So I was stroking McConnell like this while just cupping Pence's balls like so. Keeping impeachment at bay is starting to get old.

 

[bilby]

So I was stroking McConnell like this while just cupping Pence's balls like so. Keeping impeachment at bay is starting to get old.

Sorry, which of them is saying that?

 

[Thomas II]

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It's been three days...Jimmy, call it!

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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President: "So if I put my other small hand here, she does The Robot."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So I was stroking McConnell like this while just cupping Pence's balls like so. Keeping impeachment at bay is starting to get old.

winner

 

[Atheos]

Well okay then...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, Optimus Prime has scheduled a meeting with you this afternoon to discuss how you don't seem to be putting much effort into things lately.

 

[Wiploc]

OK, Optimus Prime has scheduled a meeting with you this afternoon to discuss how you don't seem to be putting much effort into things lately.

 

[Thomas II]

OK, Optimus Prime has scheduled a meeting with you this afternoon to discuss how you don't seem to be putting much effort into things lately.

 

[angelo]

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"Go ahead and laugh, but it gets me from point A to point B just the same!"

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

My opinion, being easily swayed by the peanut gallery, is that Tom Sawyer wins with his Optimus Prime reference. This Autobot is a disgrace.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

New York to Paris.

Leave today, arrive yesterday.

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

Must be compensating for something.