Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Even at his age, Steve Martin is pulling out all the stops.

 

[blastula]

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"Sorry all, those jalapeno poppers always give me a little gas."

 

[Wiploc]

Even at his age, Steve Martin is pulling out all the stops.

Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks!



Oh goodness! Trump is creating photos for his own memes now!

Hey, hey! Did anyone drop this? I saw a whole bunch of these in that church just lying around. I picked this one up, and was wondering if someone dropped it. The book is the Holy... Bible. Hmm... no author listed on the front.

 

[hyzer]

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Well, since lighting didn't strike this little posed scene, we can safely conclude that God just doesn't exist . . .

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

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Guard against those men who make a great noise about religion, in choosing representatives. It is electioneering. If they knew the nature and worth of religion, they would not debauch it to such shameful purposes. If pure religion is the criterion to denominate candidates, those who make a noise about it must be rejected; for their wrangle about it, proves that they are void of it. Let honesty, talents and quick despatch, characterise the men of your choice.

John Leland (1754-1841)

 

[blastula]

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"She doesn't even go here "


/stolen material

 

[ZiprHead]

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Still smells like tear gas out here.

Oops, sorry. That's the shit in my pants.

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

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Oh goodness! Trump is creating photos for his own memes now!

Hey, hey! Did anyone drop this? I saw a whole bunch of these in that church just lying around. I picked this one up, and was wondering if someone dropped it. The book is the Holy... Bible. Hmm... no author listed on the front.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get a blasphemous photo op at St. John's Episcopal church.

 

[starwater]

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This is a good place to practice my frowny face photo op. Hope told me to hold this book, not sure why though.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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"She doesn't even go here "


/stolen material

Winner

 

[blastula]

Okay I'll take it!

 

[ZiprHead]

I hope them red dawn mofos show up soon. My feet hurt.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh gawd, why did I have to have all that garlic rich food for lunch?!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile, the military ensures Trump does no more interviews by the Lincoln Memorial.

 

[starwater]

Alright let's take it from the top, let's get it right troops our performance is tonight. A 1 and a 2 and a 3....queue music.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

They initially looked tough, but that image was undercut somewhat when they ran away screaming as the ghost of Lincoln possessed his statue and began stomping on them.

 

[SLD]

Meanwhile, inside:

 

[blastula]

Starwater wins this time. Pick a good pic, starwater!

Alright let's take it from the top, let's get it right troops our performance is tonight. A 1 and a 2 and a 3....queue music.

 

[starwater]

Okay let's try this one.



Sorry I don't know how to make the picture bigger.