Seriously, America, what the fuck?
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/02/08/palin-as-us-ambassador-to-canada
Have we done, like, one mean thing to you? We get that your new government is a joke, but it's not a joke that we're in on and not a joke which we want to be a part of. Given that we're neighbours and allies, we do need to talk to you on a fairly regular basis and having one of the few people in your country who is more of an incompetent dipshit than Trump being the person we do the talking with is not on our to-do list.
Do us a favour and find out that there's some Muslims up here and just drop some bombs on us instead. It would be more polite.
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/02/08/palin-as-us-ambassador-to-canada
With the Democrats dawdling, this new appointment may take even longer. That leaves lots of time to consider who will represent the United States in Ottawa in what may well be the most volatile period in bilateral relations since the Vietnam War.
One familiar name keeps coming up in conversations around both Washington and Ottawa: Sarah Palin.
Have we done, like, one mean thing to you? We get that your new government is a joke, but it's not a joke that we're in on and not a joke which we want to be a part of. Given that we're neighbours and allies, we do need to talk to you on a fairly regular basis and having one of the few people in your country who is more of an incompetent dipshit than Trump being the person we do the talking with is not on our to-do list.
Do us a favour and find out that there's some Muslims up here and just drop some bombs on us instead. It would be more polite.