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[h=1]Christians worry that the U.S. government will start chopping off their heads
[/h] in News July 3, 2013 9 Comments 5323 Views
Over the last couple of weeks, vocal members of the Christian right have been fretting about the destruction of America because of the “homosexual agenda” being imposed upon them by the Supreme Court, which they’ve dubbed a "black robed hate group," and apocalyptic “Obamacare chip implants” (that are actually the Mark of the Beast) that they feel the evil liberals will force upon them.​
But those allegations pale in the creepiness factor when compared to the really creepy stuff, like the government secretly plotting to chop off the heads of the millions of faithful, reminiscent of what the Christian martyrs of yesteryear suffered but on a larger scale.​
This rumor has been circulating for a number of years, apparently taking root in an obscure bill introduced in Georgia that was never passed. Websites like “the Remnant of God” speculate that if Christians were decapitated, then their organs could be harvested.
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What's the issue? I thought Christians were only supposed to fear god. Just pray to god, everything will be fine.
 
Good Lord, that's so stupid. Anyone with a passing glance at religious history can see that 'rounding them up to kill them' just gets you marked as a bad guy, and placed on the spectrum as more or less like Hitler. At some point SOMEONE will begin to ask 'Do you really have the authority to do that?" and then the jig is up.

If you really want to reduce the believer population, you need to create and flog a cult that will entice them to join, hand over their money, and remove themselves from the gene pool (either by death, castration or simple but total social isolation). When they beg you to approve their opportunity to off themselves, it's merely a cult, not Hitler-esque. Much easier marketing that way.
 
So th guvment buys 100 guillotines and passes the word around they bought 30,000 guillotines. People will say "That is just obviously false" See how clever the conspiracy is?
 
What, so now being martyred for your faith is a bad thing?

These Christians are such a bunch if fucking posers.
 
Tom Sawyer said:
What, so now being martyred for your faith is a bad thing?

These Christians are such a bunch if fucking posers.
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You'd think they'd welcome the arrival of their eternal inheritance. What a bunch of fucking amateurs.
 
Cheerful Charlie said:
Perhaps we should send those guillotines to Syria and start chopping off heads.
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Wow, way to just piss on other people's cultures there, whitey. :eek:

The Syrians are perfectly capable of cutting off all the heads they need to cut off without some Ivory Tower Western do-gooder trying to force Western technology down their throats. It's pretty racist for you to suggest that they need any help at all from us in this matter. :mad:
 
See? See? This proves that Christians are being persecuted! Just like the coffee cup proves that Christians are being persecuted! :cheeky:
 
Sounds like the paranoid Christians have already decapitated themselves. Seriously, Guillotines? Who uses those anymore? Who makes them and in that quantity? Bullets are so much cheaper and readily available.
 
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