Kharakov
Quantum Hot Dog
Nothing doesn't actually happen: it doesn't exist, except as a concept. Like 0 oranges.That would mean that nothing can only happen where there is no reality.
How is that a useful thought?
Now, if you say "nothing, the concept existed, and from this Tabula Rosa state of mind arose all things, except Winston Churchill, who arose due to an Iron Maiden song that I heard as a kid."