Define God

[DLH]

Pleased yourself immensely.

Well, yes, I uh . . . hold on, what do you mean exactly by pleased myself? I had a good time, yes. And is there something wrong with that?! Am I not afforded the same rye confectionary as my antagonists?!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

 

[ideologyhunter]

Define muffin. Simple request. What is a muffin?
You must incorporate my dictionary's list, however:
1- small sweet cake
2- mechanism in Java similar to cookie mechanism
3- term of endearment
4- (vulgar) female pudenda
5- (baseball) a less talented player
6- (hockey) a weak shot
Also, my references to history and the faith tradition:
Ezek. 4:12: "eat the bread as you would a muffin"
John 6:35: "I am the bread of life"
John 10:30: "I and the Father are one"
>>>Hence, muffin = bread = Jesus = God
Therefore, when you hear someone say at a nearby restaurant table, 'This is the best muffin I ever ate', you should ask, and determine, if they ate a cake, a hockey puck, or God. Or if they just had a randy round of oral pleasure. If they ate the baseball player, summon the police.

So, what is a muffin?

 

[DLH]

Define muffin. Simple request. What is a muffin?
You must incorporate my dictionary's list, however:
1- small sweet cake
2- mechanism in Java similar to cookie mechanism
3- term of endearment
4- (vulgar) female pudenda
5- (baseball) a less talented player
6- (hockey) a weak shot
Also, my references to history and the faith tradition:
Ezek. 4:12: "eat the bread as you would a muffin"
John 6:35: "I am the bread of life"
John 10:30: "I and the Father are one"
>>>Hence, muffin = bread = Jesus = God
Therefore, when you hear someone say at a nearby restaurant table, 'This is the best muffin I ever ate', you should ask, and determine, if they ate a cake, a hockey puck, or God. Or if they just had a randy round of oral pleasure. If they ate the baseball player, summon the police.

So, what is a muffin?

An ideology hunter on a public forum or a metaphoric male/female pudendum?

 

[ideologyhunter]

An ideology hunter on a public forum or a metaphoric male/female pudendum?

Stop diverting and define muffin in YOUR own words. I've asked this of believers and atheists and they're all stupid & fake, altho' I think that about everybody, actually. They have no idea of the simple concept of MUFFINS. They have an ideological fixation and a cowardice that keeps them from defining muffindom. The ancients, through Maimonides, had no such fixation, no crutches, no tools.

Muffins!!!
See what I did there?

 

[TomC]

Here I want a simple definition.

I'll give you my simplest definition.
God is a character type commonly found in fiction.

The character is often recreated in the image of the folks creating the new fiction/Scripture. But no more to do with reality than wizards and fire breathing dragons.
Tom

 

[No Robots]

Hear, Israel! Being is your god, Being is one!--Deut. 6:4

Lord appears where the scribes removed the name Jehovah from the text and replaced it with the generic term adonai, LORD. Lord means someone or something having power, authority, or influence; a master or ruler, God means an adored, admired, or influential person, is that what you are saying?

The word Jehovah literally means existence itself.

 

[TomC]

- a couple thousand years after nailing a man to a tree for saying how nice it would be if we could all just get along

What makes you think that happened?
I, for one, don't think it did.
Tom

 

[Politesse]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

 

[Jarhyn]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

IKR? Btw, I've been saying this a lot, but if you haven't yet, I strongly recommend Pantheon as a treatise on the subject of consciousness and "definitions of God". Or to tell me what you think about it.

 

[Ford]

See what I did there?

Utterly failed to "keep it simple." I defined "god," as asked. A placeholder. Shorthand for "I don't understand how this shit works." God(s) is/are a human invention and nothing more.

 

[Shadowy Man]

See what I did there?

Utterly failed to "keep it simple." I defined "god," as asked. A placeholder. Shorthand for "I don't understand how this shit works." God(s) is/are a human invention and nothing more.

What I saw was that you gave a simple definition of "god" like DLH/RIS asked for and then they agreed that that kind of god doesn't exist: "it vanishes in a puff of logic". Are we done, then?

 

[Ford]

See what I did there?

Utterly failed to "keep it simple." I defined "god," as asked. A placeholder. Shorthand for "I don't understand how this shit works." God(s) is/are a human invention and nothing more.

What I saw was that you gave a simple definition of "god" like DLH/RIS asked for and then they agreed that that kind of god doesn't exist: "it vanishes in a puff of logic". Are we done, then?

If a puff of logic were all it took to get god(s) to cease existing in the minds of humans....

 

[DLH]

If a puff of logic were all it took to get god(s) to cease existing in the minds of humans....

One of the things that atheists don't get about the essence of my message is that, like Penn and Teller said, "everyone's got a gri gri (god). The reason atheists hate that message so much, aside from the obvious fact that they are ideologically programed with atheism, is that they don't understand what a god is.

 

[DLH]

What I saw was that you gave a simple definition of "god" like DLH/RIS asked for and then they agreed that that kind of god doesn't exist: "it vanishes in a puff of logic". Are we done, then?

It doesn't matter if a god exists or not. It's like a fictional or non-fictional character. Either way it's still a character.

 

[DLH]

Utterly failed to "keep it simple." I defined "god," as asked. A placeholder. Shorthand for "I don't understand how this shit works." God(s) is/are a human invention and nothing more.

Gods ARE a human invention and nothing more! That's what I was saying from the start. That's what I've always said since I became a believer. Gods are a human invention. Like money, love, government, etc. Pretty much everything in the universe is a human invention with the exception of nature.

See how ideology (theism/atheism) blinds you? Even those are human inventions.

 

[DLH]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

Well, this is actually a remarkable (and simple) statement in my opinion. One of the best I've seen in a long, long time. YES! Defund the seminaries. Take away all religious tax exemptions. Wait a minute. Are seminaries funded? I don't know, but if they are defund them. Revelation In Space, a website I should be working on right now instead of wasting my time here or playing video games, is an illustration of a utopian future where all forms of money - currency - are removed. In such a scenario I believe that ALL religion and religious institutions, including the religious aspects of secular ones like politics and science, would evaporate instantly. The incentive for those things would be effectively removed. For example, science is funded almost entirely by taxpayers and much of science and politics (governments) are corrupted to the core because of money. What is destroying politics and science is the same thing that destroyed religion. This is the message of Revelation. What Jehovah God saw as inevitably happening. Science is repressed by conflicts of interest, not religion.

So, with the removal of all currency true science and technology could provide for the needs of every man, woman and child on the planet and most of mankind's problems would be solved.

 

[DLH]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

IKR? Btw, I've been saying this a lot, but if you haven't yet, I strongly recommend Pantheon as a treatise on the subject of consciousness and "definitions of God". Or to tell me what you think about it.

Pantheon is too simplistic for me.

 

[Jarhyn]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

IKR? Btw, I've been saying this a lot, but if you haven't yet, I strongly recommend Pantheon as a treatise on the subject of consciousness and "definitions of God". Or to tell me what you think about it.

Pantheon is too simplistic for me.

Ok. Onto the ignore list you go.

 

[DLH]

- a couple thousand years after nailing a man to a tree for saying how nice it would be if we could all just get along

What makes you think that happened?
I, for one, don't think it did.
Tom

Okay. You don't think it did, I do. Since I don't care whether you agree with me and you don't care if I agree with you, perhaps an amendment would save us the trouble of repeating a well-worn and pointless argument? I would change it to say a couple thousand years after a man was allegedly nailed to a tree for saying how nice it would be if we could all just get along? Assuming that NO man ANYWHERE in that vaguely specific time ABSOLUTELY couldn't have said such a thing given that he was expected to do so for roughly four thousand years prior to that SOMEBODY would have pulled it off but logic has no place in such speculative endeavors, does it.

 

[DLH]

Define God. Simple request. What is a god? Simple question, simple answers. Define what a god is. This should be pinned. to the top of this forum on Existence of God(s) IMHO.

Simple? Theology is simple now? Defund the seminaries?

IKR? Btw, I've been saying this a lot, but if you haven't yet, I strongly recommend Pantheon as a treatise on the subject of consciousness and "definitions of God". Or to tell me what you think about it.

Pantheon is too simplistic for me.

Ok. Onto the ignore list you go.

Excellent! Wise choice. 3 down, a few more to go. Shouldn't take long. Woke ideologues are extraordinarily fragile characters.