Define God

[steve_bank]

^Do you listen to dead musicians? Do you think that wheels are old technology? Do only living scientists have a bearing on science today? As a great scientist once said, "if I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

Slow and steady wins the race.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Don't bite the hand that feeds the golden goose, because a watched pot saves nine and a zebra cannot change its spots. (My grandpa said this to me over and over. He was in the nuthouse.)

 

[lostone]

I'll drink to that. OTOH, I'll drink to almost anything. May God, who created this nuthouse, but does not exist, forgive us.

 

[DBT]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?