Underseer
Contributor
Why doesn't God pay attention to my childish whim, when God knows that I'll write it off as a hallucination or attribute it to a menacing conspiracy, psychics, or some type of tech that I am not privy to? It can't possibly be that someone who is too childish to understand their potential reactions is also too childish to treat as an adult, can it?
Someone who'd say "pick up a piece of paper to prove yourself to me" doesn't even understand their own nature, and definitely hasn't thought this through.
Then why did god perform all those miracles in the Bible? Didn't he know that it would have have been pointless to do something to prove himself to others? Obviously, god is not as clever as you are. I think you should give him a firm lecture on what he's been doing and explain to him how you know he was wrong to do all those things in the Bible. Since you know better than him, I'm sure he will be patient and listen to your lecture.