<snip>[T]he question wasn't about (...) Irishmen and San, who are unlikely to be the most remote pair of human sub-populations in the world on a genetic basis.<snip>
Indeed.
If there are any living Mapuche (Patagonian natives) without a trace of European admixture (doubtful but possible), the most distance pair probably includes them. Who might be on the other end is more of an open question, but their counterpart is more likely to be found in Western Africa than in Southern Africa, as the latter has been the scene of massive and large-scale migrations and concommitant intermixture in the last two millennia (including a much more thorough European colonisation in the last few centuries, but also the Bantu migrations and Arab and Malay trade posts along the Indian Ocean shore before that) -- or possibly in Australia.
And *their* last common ancestor is still unlikely to have lived more than 3500 - 5000 years ago. Neither the Bering Strait nor the Torres Strait, and least of all the Sahara, were absolute barriers in pre-colonial times, though bottlenecks they may have been.
So in your world, Aboriginal Austrians and Pacific Islanders don't exist?
In my world, they do and we know a bit more about them than the mere fact that they exist. In yours apparently that's all we know. You really need to freshen up your knowledge of (pre)history, geolinguistics, reproductive biology, and mathematics, to name but a few fields.
The outlying islands in the Pacific have only been inhabited for anything between 2000 and less than thousand years, so it's logically impossible that they've been isolated for more than 3-5000 years. For example, Hawaii was settled around 500 CE, New Zealand around 1200. The languages those settlers spoke are part of the
Malayo-Polynesian family, which originated in or around
Taiwan no more than 5000 years ago and spread all the way to the Eastern Island off the South American coast to the East and
Madagascar off the African coast to the West in the Common Era. Even those Islands that were settled significantly earlier (40000 years or more ago in the case of the Solomon Islands) were heavily influenced by that migration. Indeed, contact with the new migrants who brought technological innovations from the (
Asian) mainland was intense enough for most of them to shift to the newcomers' language, as seen in this linguistic map of the Solomon Islands, where grey is Malayo-Polynesian:
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As for Aboriginal Austrians (sic!), their area has been, within the last 2000 years alone, invaded by Romans (including African mercenaries), people from modern Mongolia and/or nearby (two and a half times: the Huns and the Tatars, and Central Asian soldiers in the Soviet armies after WWII), Scandinavia (twice: during the migrations period and the Thirty Years' War), and the Middle East, and everywhere in between.
But assuming you meant Aboriginal
Australians: One word:
dingoes.
Dingoes arrived in Australia around 6000 years ago. That is at least 40000 years after the first humans arrived, around 6000 years after the land bridge with New Guinea was flooded, and around 6000 years
before the commencement of European settlement. So, please tell us, do you think that dingoes:
I. swam to Australia, or
II. came to Australia by boat?
If the latter, do you believe that the boats they came on were:
a. steered by dogs, or
b. steered by humans?
if the latter, do you believe that the humans who steered those boats:
1) threw their dogs ashore and turned back, or
2) came ashore themselves?
Another word: Torres Strait Islands. Those are a group of islands, administered by Australia and situated between the Northern tip of Australia at Cape York Peninsula, and Papua New Guinea. The islanders in the North of the archipelago are horticulturalists growing the same crops as their neighbors on the mainland of New Guinea just a few miles away, with whom they've long had intensive contact - so much so that the Australian government has felt obliged to exempt PNG citizens visiting the islands for "traditional purposes" from visa requirements. The language they speak, however is, a large loanword vocabulary (including many words of Malayo-Polynesian origin, see above) notwithstanding, of
Pama–Nyungan stock, that is, belonging to the same family as 90% of the native languages on the
Australian mainland all the way to Western Australia and Victoria!
So much about history and linguistics.
Coming now to reproductive biology and mathematics: Did you know
humans reproduce sexually? Did you know this implies that the number of descendants an individual has grows quasi-exponentially with every generation?
This means that, when say around the year 0, a wave of migrations from the mainland brought the Pama-Nyungan languages to the Torres Strait, by the year 200 basically everyone in the straits had (Australian) mainland ancestry; when in the year 200, a small group of Torres Strait Islanders settled in mainland PNG, by 600 basically everyone in Southern New Guinea had Australian ancestry; when in the year 600, some South Papuans migrated to Western New Guinea, it means that by the year 1000, mostly everyone in Western New Guinea had Australian ancestors; when in the year 1000, a handful of Western Papuans came to the court of the
Sultanate_of_Ternate (a historical spice trade-based Muslim kingdom in Maluka with a sphere of influence extending into New Guinea), by 1250 everyone in the urban society in the Malukas had Australian ancestry; when in 1250, the Sultanate sent a delegation to the Khalif in Baghdad, while other members of its nobility went to Mecca for the Hajj, it means that by 1529, when the Ottoman army laid siege on Vienna, a ton of Middle Easterners had common-era Australian ancestors. So as of 2017, for every woman that was raped by an Ottoman soldier and for every Ottoman soldier that deserted and found refuge with the local population around the Siege of Vienna, there are now tens to hundreds of of thousands of Austrians (the real ones
) and other Central Europeans who had Aboriginal Australian ancestors within the last 2000 years.