Elon Musk's CEO-Dictator Playbook

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[KCFlyer]

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Every email should be along the lines of what Elon told advertisers on X...Go fuck yourself. They are out of a job anyways.

 

[ZiprHead]

Elon Musk calls famed astronaut Andreas Mogensen an 'idiot' after being accused of 'lying' about stranded astronauts

Elon Musk has branded a famed astronaut an "idiot" after he hit back at the SpaceX CEO's claims that two NASA astronauts had been left in space "for political reasons".

news.sky.com

Elon Musk has had a heated exchange with famed astronaut Andreas Mogensen who accused has him of lying over claims that two NASA astronauts had been "left" in space.

Speaking during a pre-recorded interview with US President Donald Trump on Fox News, Mr Musk alleged the astronauts had been "left up there for political reasons" - a claim Mr Mogensen denounced as a "lie".

Danish astronaut Andreas Mogensen shared a clip of the Fox News interview on X and said: "What a lie.

"And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media."

Mr Musk retorted by calling the astronaut an "idiot".

"SpaceX could have brought them back several months ago," Mr Musk wrote.

"I OFFERED THIS DIRECTLY to the Biden administration and they refused. Return WAS pushed back for political reasons. Idiot."

Mr Mogensen replied saying: "Elon, I have long admired you and what you have accomplished, especially at SpaceX and Tesla.

"You know as well as I do, that Butch and Suni are returning with Crew-9, as has been the plan since last September.

"Even now, you are not sending up a rescue ship to bring them home. They are returning on the Dragon capsule that has been on ISS since last September."

There were no further replies from Mr Musk.

Mr Wilmore and Ms Williams, who have been on the ISS since June 2024, originally planned to go to space for just eight days but got stuck on the station after their Boeing Starliner spacecraft started experiencing problems.

The astronauts are waiting for the next crew to arrive at the ISS, however, the launch of their replacements on a SpaceX capsule was delayed in December, which added more time to their mission.

They are expected to return to Earth next month.

 

[ideologyhunter]

From: doge @ doubledoge.gov
To: Fed. employee DTrump
Subject: What did you do last week?
So, what did you do last week? This message is being sent to you and all federal employees.
Please reply with approx. FIVE (5) bullets of what you accomplished last week. Deadline is Monday at 11:59 pm EST.
Do not ignore this email!!!!

Personal from your representative:
This is my first email dump, so let me introduce myself, as we do not intend to be scary. I am Cory Duvendak, Silver Spr. High School class of 2024. Hobbies: gaming.
Dude, my boss Elon is awesome, so just do those bullets and justify your hustle. I googled you, not knowing your back story, and looks to me like all you do is sit at a desk and play with a Sharpie. So good luck bro. Do the bullets, scrot!!
Cory D

 

[Shadowy Man]

Must be pure joy working for one of Elon’s companies.

 

[blastula]

 

[Elixir]

Sent this AM to hr@opm.gov :

Dear Leon,
I swam four and a half miles last week, 1.5 of it using backstroke.
I also walked my dog about 8 miles, worked my horse a couple of times and cleaned his corral and stalls.
I'll put my productivity up against that of any of the people you hired to make people like me miserable.

Also congratulations on a GREAT buy!
A quarter billion, for the puppet strings of the most powerful person on the planet?
Incredible investment, as usual!
I only regret your overweening disdain for democracy. Your obvious intent to eviscerate my government and feast on its entrails is nothing short of disgusting. Go back to S.A..

Best Regards,

 

[unapologetic]

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I'd flood it but I'm afraid they'll track it back to me

 

[KCFlyer]

they will simply block any emails that don't have a .gov domain name.

 

[Elixir]

they will simply block any emails that don't have a .gov domain name.

That's how you get a government that is truly responsive to the people.
Someone tell me how to spoof a .gov header?

 

[ZiprHead]

Anyone know how DOGE employees are paid and how much?

No, but I wonder if they are included in the weekly "tell me what you did last week or you're fired" email.

Apparently nobody knows.

DOGE’s Millions: As Musk and Trump Gut Government, Their Ax-Cutting Agency Gets Cash Infusion

The Department of Government Efficiency is funded — and acts — like a federal agency. But the White House has shielded DOGE from the rules that govern such agencies, ProPublica found as it examines the group and expands a list of DOGE workers.

www.propublica.org

Billionaire investor Musk has called DOGE “maximally transparent.” President Donald Trump has said that some 100 people work for the group, but his administration has refused to make information about DOGE’s spending and operations public.

Transparent as mud.

 

[ZiprHead]

Elon Musk's private security detail deputized by U.S. Marshals Service, sources say

The U.S. Marshals Service routinely deputizes police. However, the move to deputize private security officers, who are not sworn law enforcement officials, is considered unorthodox

www.cbsnews.com

 

[blastula]

 

[ZiprHead]

I heard his latest baby mama needed to get hold of Elon concerning a medical emergency about his kid. After trying other ways, the only way she could contact him was through X. There's some family values for you.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Did members of Congress get this letter? because I doubt they got even five things accomplished last week.

 

[KCFlyer]

With Tesla sales tanking I'd like to see 5 bullet points outlining what Elon did for Tesla last week.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

If you need to ask what people did, you might not be in a good position to determine their value as a worker.

 

[scombrid]

Did members of Congress get this letter? because I doubt they got even five things accomplished last week.

Most of the Republicans could probably get by documenting the five time they did coke in their office last week.

 

[Elixir]

Their email requests “to understand” - an admission that they don’t understand what they’re trying to destroy.
I still don’t get why any federal employee would tell Musk or his minions anything other than “go fuck yourself”.
Do these thugs carry guns? Do they have a note from Daddy? What authority do they legitimately hold?

 

[TV and credit cards]

I just came from a VA appointment. They were told to ignore that email also.
I think Musk may have lost whatever due regard he might have had with the federal workforce with this last demand.