Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Bomb#20]

 

[Elixir]

"How many more years do I have before I get fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him?"

 

[ZiprHead]

“Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality.”

 

[SLD]

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frieda and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!

 

[Thomas II]

“You can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.”.

 

[Bomb#20]

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frieda and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!

That's a winner.

 

[SLD]

Try this classic:

 

[jonatha]

Catch-22

 

[Shadowy Man]

Inglourious Basterds

 

[SLD]

A line guys! Wrong thread.

 

[ZiprHead]

" I could give you a blowjob. Or you could just fuck me. I always swallow after fellatio and I've got absolutely no problem with anal sex if that's your thing."

 

[Bomb#20]

So, yaw fatha was a Woman?

 

[Thomas II]

“ You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian."
"Thanks, a lot of people say that.”

 

[SLD]

“ You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian."
"Thanks, a lot of people say that.”

Good one. I was looking for the Barbie quote, I actually don’t have a vagina. Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! continuing with the classic movie trend... What line goes here?

 

[Bomb#20]

- I want happy couples, unsuspecting tourists, a handful of nuns, a busload of cheerleaders.
- A busload of cheerleaders?
- A busload of cheerleaders will get me back to full power like that.
- Do you mean female cheerleaders?
- Don't make it a sexual thing!
- No, no. I did not say it was.
- You know it's not the gender I'm concerned with. I eat boys, I eat girls. It's the purity!

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too."

 

[Elixir]

"Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!"

 

[Thomas II]

"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too."

WINNER!!!!

 

[ZiprHead]