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I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?
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I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?
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“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”
"No swimming!"
“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”
"No swimming!"
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Up periscope.
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I bet you do! Winner
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?
I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
"Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball, Danny."
"There's good eating on those."
"If you say “Ferris Bueller,” you lose a testicle."
"That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s Keyser Soze!"
"Think it’ll be an early spring?"
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
"Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball, Danny."
"There's good eating on those."
"If you say “Ferris Bueller,” you lose a testicle."
"That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s Keyser Soze!"
"Think it’ll be an early spring?"
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This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
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Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong.
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong.
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"Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it’s just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher!"
"Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it’s just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher!"
